P&F ATSD - A Brand New Best Friend (and It's Me)

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Doofenshmirtz2: Do you want some rice pudding?
Doofenshmirtz: Blech, no, that's gross!
Doofenshmirtz2: It was a test. Almond brittle?
Doofenshmirtz: Ooh, I love it the most!
Doofenshmirtz2: Me too!

Doofenshmirtz: Do you collect coins?
Doofenshmirtz2: Yeah, just in case
Vending machines become the
Both: Dominant race

I've been alone all these years
With my irrational fears
Doofenshmirtz: But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen.
Doofenshmirtz2: But now before me I see
Both: Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

Doofenshmirtz2: Hmm, I thought I'd be taller
Doofenshmirtz: I've been told I slouch
I thought I'd have both my eyes, y'know...
Doofenshmirtz2: It's in this pouch
Doofenshmirtz: Ouch!

Doofenshmirtz: You know, I can't help but notice that your scar goes over your eyepatch.
Doofenshmirtz2: Yeah...
Doofenshmirtz: [pause] ...Nothing...

Doofenshmirtz: Do Lamas weird you out?
Doofenshmirtz2: Yeah, are they camels or sheep?
Doofenshmirtz: No, no, I meant Lorenzo
Doofenshmirtz2: Oh, that's right
Both: He played Meap!

Now I know all about you
And you know all about me
Doofenshmirtz: Ooh-wee-ooh
Both: And now before me I see
Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

Now that I've found you
We can be a duo
Doofenshmirtz: That's right.
Both: Twice the evil
Double Doofenshmirtz
Doofenshmirtz: Coming at you Fridays!

Doofenshmirtz-2: What's that, are we doing a TV show together?
Doofenshmirtz: Oh no. It just sort of sounded like that. Well, I mean, we could. We should!
Doofenshmirtz-2: Hmm, maybe we're not so much alike.
Doofenshmirtz: That can be your catchphrase! You're the grumpy one. [Pokes him] Ah?

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  • Let's see the shout-outs here: 0:44 - The Beatles 0:48 - The Blues Brothers 0:50 - Simon and Garfunkel 0:52 - Holmes and Watson 0:53 - Laverne and Shirley 0:54 - The Honeymooners 0:56 - Ishtar ( I think ) 1:40 - I Love Lucy 1:42 - Bacon and Eggs ( not really a movie reference, is it? ) 1:43 - Laurel and Hardy 1:45 - ???????? 1:46 - Astaire and Rogers 1:49 - The Lone Ranger and Tonto 1:52 - Lewis and Clark Did I miss any?
  • The All New Catchphrase: COMIN' AT YOU, FRIDAYS!

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  • Coming at you FRIDAY!

  • do lamas creep you out? yeah are they camels or sheep? no, no, i mean lorenzo oh thats right he played meep!

  • @backwalk ya i think 1:37 fiddler on the roof

  • @backwalk

    1:45 is phineas and ferb!! i think thats who they look like!!

  • @backwalk 0:44 I think more specifically that was John Lennon and Paul McCartney of the Beatles. 1:33 That violin/tap dance section is a ref Gene Kelly and Donald O'Connor from Singing in the Rain. 1:45 is obviously Phineas and Ferb.

  • this was made three days before my b-day

  • Ha

  • ferb is awsom

  • Okay, thumbs up if you think 1D Doof looks good not only in that dress but also dressed up as Ferb! ^_^

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