Hunter the comedian

His variety show performance. Had a little difficulty with the microphone. Here's his script:
HI EVERYONE!
My name is Hunter. I'm in Mrs. Peters' first grade class here at Walker's Grove.
We do a lot in first grade. Not too long ago we had a Dental Health Week and learned about our teeth and how to keep them healthy. Mrs. Peters also told us each tooth has a name. That surprised me. I thought they were all just called "Hunter's Teeth."

Speaking of teeth, do you know what city has the most teeth? Toothon, Arizona!

I really like to tell jokes. The first joke I ever told was a knock knock joke. Knock knock ("Who's There?") Cargo (Cargo Who?") Cargo Beep Beep!

Speaking of Cars, what do you call a snake on your windshield? A Windshield Viper!

What's a snake's favorite subject in school? Hissssss-tory!

Hey, Ms. Sanders! (our principal) Knock Knock! ("Who's There") Alaska. ("Alaska Who?") Alaska-nother joke. Knock Knock ("Who's There") Interrupting Cow. MOOOOOOO!




You know what's easy to get into but hard to get out of? Trouble. I hope I don't get in trouble for THAT one!

In health and PE, Mrs. Oswalt teaches us about keeping our bodies healthy. We all know we have muscles and a skeleton. But why couldn't the skeleton go to the store? Because he and NO BODY to go with him!

I like all the stuff we learn at school, but my favorite thing to learn about is space. Do you know what astronauts use to keep their pants up? Asteroid belts!

You know, the ice cream social is coming up soon. I can't wait. I LOVE ice cream! What would you have if you had 50 gallons of ice cream in one hand and 20 pounds of bananas in the other? Really big hands!




Thanks everyone. You've been great. Good night!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• kids
• jokes
• comedy

[TheSrc70]

i know hunter!

[Robolawrence23]

@winchno i can!

[winchno]

Can't hear a dang thing.

[ilovebella26]

aww, that is too cute! :)

[Kasuke91]

thats cute.. lol :D