Lady Gaga Sat In An Egg

What a weird world this is. Lady Gaga sat in an egg at the Grammy Awards and was in there for 72 hours, her new album Born This Way is about pod people who can't feel hate (according to her choreographer who I suspect is just trying to fit in) and a bloke called Mubarak left his position as President of Egypt after fervently asserting that he wouldn't. Oh, and I have some Chaos Emeralds but can't find them all yet. Damn pocket dimensions. (I expect a visit from Sonic the Hedgehog soon.)

EDIT: omg, Lady Gaga's Born This Way music video actually features a race of people who can't hate. SHE'S RUNNING WITH IT, GUYS.

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[DalekHunter1994]

The scary thing is that nobody EVER said that Humpty Dumpty was an egg. There's some nightmare fuel for you. He could have been just some poor human guy.

[ahintofelation]

kinda wish I hadn't been eating a creme egg whilst watching this...

[Naiiiade]

Shaggy is Samy in french (if that interests you in any way)

[FairyTaleFeeling13]

The awkward moment when you were actually in an egg before you were born :/

[forevertomboy]

oh god you're right i can never unsee you as shaggy -____-

[airheadLana]

"And this is genuinely true - he said so in an interview" Aww, Alex, it's not the way the world works :)

[TheDeerstalkerHat]

@DalekHunter1994, it seems you have missed the point entirely. Originally it was a riddle, and you were supposed to make a guess at what he was if not human.

In truth, not a very clever riddle, a lot of things are hard to put together again after they break, but oh well. The reason it's common knowledge today that he's an egg is mostly just illustration in children's books.

[PigsFlyingAeroplanes]

@DalekHunter1994 Humpty Dumpty was a cannon...

[ApplesNGravy]

@DalekHunter1994 I heard about this a long time ago, and I went to look it up.

It does not, however, (I can't remember properly) the autor either said he was an egg, it was lost in "translation" or the front page of the book was an egg so you would know that it was an egg.

[kaladevirulez]

Alex has a long middle finger

[iliketobestrange]

The end cracked me up. XD

[nebby589]

Where do you get those chaos emeralds ? I really want them! :P please answer ... anyone ?