when harry corbett presented the sooty show, britain was a great place to live. you could leave your doors open, kids could play safely in the street and football hooliganism was virtually unknown.
britain's decline can be traced directly to the time when matthew corbett took over.
written by sooty XD
ShaurntheSheep 2 months ago
@TheMoonPower
it's a little known concept called "saying something you don't actually mean for humorous effect". check chicknsw's comment below. he got it.
strangeperson64 3 months ago
@strangeperson64 Why are you talking about the decline of Britain on a children's television programme?
TheMoonPower 3 months ago
@TheMoonPower
great sense of humour, "dude". are you sure sooty isn't a bit over your head?
strangeperson64 3 months ago
@strangeperson64 Nice trollin', dude. But Sooty isn't all that widely viewed, so keep it to stuff like Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber.
TheMoonPower 3 months ago
@TheMoonPower
You're quite right. After doing a bit more research I've decided It is all Ray Alan and Lord Charles' fault.
strangeperson64 3 months ago
@strangeperson64 hahaha
chickensw 3 months ago
@strangeperson64 You can't blame the presenter of a children's television show for the change of a whole country, idiot.
TheMoonPower 3 months ago
...be great to see the rest of the gang.....sweep,butch and ...........ramsbotham...
chatham43 4 months ago
when harry corbett presented the sooty show, britain was a great place to live. you could leave your doors open, kids could play safely in the street and football hooliganism was virtually unknown.
britain's decline can be traced directly to the time when matthew corbett took over.
strangeperson64 6 months ago