Ukulele Kris - Every Volcanic Ash Cloud Has A Silver Lining

Just something hastily put together to celebrate everyone's least favourite DJ being stranded in America, due to the volcano. Than you, unpronounceable exploding mountain!! ^^


lyrics:

Chris Moyles is stuck in America,
Chris Moyles is stuck in America,
Yeah, he's stuck out there,
And nobody cares,
And nobody gives a fuck,
And nobody gives a fuck.

Chris Moyles is stuck in America,
Chris Moyles is stuck in America,
Every volcanic ash cloud has a silver lining,
Every volcanic ash cloud has a silver lining,
And it's not the silica,
No it's not the silica,

It's coz...


Chris Moyles is stuck in America,
Chris Moyles is stuck in America,
And Miley Cyrus is stuck too,
Yay! Miley Cyrus is stuck too,
So she cancelled the premier,
Of her new fucking shitty film

and...


Chris Moyles is stuck in America,
Chris Moyles is stuck in America,
And nobody gives a fuck
Nobody gives a fuck,
Coz he's a cunt

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• volcano
• ukulele
• chris
• moyles
• comedy
• funny
• iceland
• miley
• ray
• cyrus

[musicmayi]

hahahahaha!