Re: Keanu Reeves is immortal

Re: Keanu Reeves is immortal
It has recently been discovered that Keanu Reeves has been alive a lot longer than thought. Once again fact is stranger than fiction.

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• Keanu
• Reeves
• immortal
• vampire
• 4chan
• Charlemagne
• Paul
• Mounet

[concerto404]

damn............i knew i should have taken the blue pill

[hitcreatormusic]

LOL

[ringoneo]

lol  make lots of sense

[hitcreatormusic]

thanks for watching.

[AnthonyCharlesDavey2]

D'ya reckon God put us in the matrix after we killed his son lol?

Jesus Didn't die

He was sent as a last effort to save us from an existence without God's love

"Why have you forsaken me?" Was Jesus' plea to his father to let him still try to save us

And Jesus still visits us as Keanu from time to time

lol jk however.... i could make money from this..... brb

[mafiae87]

bull



[inma712]

@davi4revenge kenedy is already at his next present reencarnation an dhi is working at some administrative offices at America.The matrix is real.Marcians are coming here, and some humans from earth they go to mars.

[davi4revenge]

OH MY MOTHERFUCKING GOD, THE MATRIX IS REAL, NOW WHAT IS THE NEXT?! THE MAN GO TO MARS TOO?!KENNEDY IS ALIVE?! JUSTIN BIEBER IS A MEN!?

[Gabrielofdeath777]

@kalelsant If Matrix Was Real I Want To Fling Way And Fight And... I Dont Know

[cjmws]

@AnthonyCharlesDavey2 Good cult idea

[kalelsant]

If the matrix was real I'd shoot your head with a gun bitch.

Your video sucks!

[zulnaim09]

LOL funny xD

[Fa300]

@AKaudy lucky you, i got stuck with a boner for 2 days.

[Deathbuddy9]

@AnthonyCharlesDavey2 if you make a bible saying that, and it goes triple platinum, i will make a video of me reading the WHOLE thing.

[AKaudy]

i took the blue pill . . . turns out it was ecstasy