No More Trav'ling (NBA parody of the Beatles' All My Loving)

The NBA died years ago and this is one of the reasons.
LYRICS CopyRight 2009 JR.

Close your eyes, stop your dribble
Plays made with a scribble
Remember the curve is lower now.
Sit right down, can we talk?
Cause now you can walk,
The Ref lost his whistle and how.

Used to be two or three steps
But now were all inept
We bend all the rules for our sport.
King James takes four or five
Then does that hand jive
Teammates sure look bored on the court.

No more traveling in the NBA.
Rules unraveling, anyone can play.

Shoot 3-pointers or slam dunk
I once was a poor punk
Im making todays Top 10 Plays.
Shooting 30 percent now
Avoid all the hard fouls
Off-season Ill still get my raise.

No more traveling in the NBA.
Refs unraveling, anyone can play.
No more traveling in the NBA.

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Sports

Tags:

• nba
• rip
• all
• my
• loving
• parody
• beatles
• manualist
• jim
• rotondo
• traveling
• handfart
• novelty
• music

[danielson4]

seriously i cant bbelieve i even watched 5 seconds of this. that song makes me want to have a sex change lol

[NeuMasterful]

Agree!