An Introduction to the Demolitions Class

It would appear so

Transcript:
You ask in a rather inquisitive tone as to the nature of my being a Demoman of upmost quality.

If my status as a demolitions expert was in a declining state, I would not be seated in this non-descript warehouse of unknown origin, holding an extended interview and about the nature of my expertise, is that not true?

Harken my brethren colored the shade at the far end of the visable electromagnetic spectrum of light, in the opposite direction as violet, let us move foward in a forceable manner.

A breif message to all upon the team opposed to that of my own, you shall all perish in a timely manner, with not a single survivor remaining to tell the gruesome tale.

A single electrical transport mechanism in the form of an elongated piece of metal that has overlapped another in a way that was unintentional, a small ammount of the explosive compound containing potassium, a highly reactive alkali metal, and chlorine, a deadly poisonus gas in the halogen family of elements, and one microscopic movement akin to that of a small muscle spasm, and everything will explode in a spectacular manner.

One of my optical receptors on the frontside of my face is defective. I am of african descent, as well as from the island of Scottland westward of England and refer to myself as a one-eyed beast from Greek mythology.

In the world, there appear to be more [Dialog missing] then there are citizens in the world with a similar physical structure as me.

Indeed.

A message to all of those who are indeed quite well endowed and as a result take pride in their fortune, who tend to bound about merrily in a manner that is not unlike a young schoolgirl with upper body regions containing many spherical light sensative organs with the purpose of forming complex images to be interpreted by the brain, I invite you to come forth with haste and attempt to capture and or kill me, as I shall lie in wait while the scent of burning sulfur is in the air. Some might refer to me as a tale of unfortunate origin with a rather dissappointing ending.

It appears as if you have suffered an unfortunate run-in with my explosive devices, and as such you will have to be put back together with adhesives applied delicately... In the mythical underworld.

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• Team Fortress 2
• Demoman
• yt:crop=16:9
• Posh mothershuckling

[BorritoMan125]

So thats what demoman sounds like when hes sober

[EVILdemon1123]

@BorritoMan125 Even sober he fails at geography though

[bombyethan1000]

What's the background music in this video?

[EVILdemon1123]

@bombyethan1000 If I remember correctly, Tomfoolery from the Ren and Stimpy soundtrack

[tylertoon2]

this needs to be made black and white for epics luls

[EVILdemon1123]

@tylertoon2 How about sepia?

[Pyreo]

ISLAND fucking WEST of England?

[a0001521]

[Dialog missing]

[zerox144]

IN THE MYTHICAL UNDERWORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CircularEntertain]

I just love these

[MasterCritical]

To replace "LET'S DO IT!" you also could've simply made him say "Have at thee!" but what you used fits too.

[DemyxGhatori]

@alanoasiss Meet the Verbose Team.

[Cheetah1251]

@alanoasiss

Capitalism in the form of a video game.