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Jacob Black - You Belong With Me (Remix)

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Uploaded by on Nov 25, 2009

Ever imagine what Taylor Swift's "You Belong With Me" would sound like if sung by Jacob about Bella?

You're in the woods with your vampire Edward Cullen
Hes always whining and complaining, he's so sullen
He doesnt get youre human like I do

I'm at the gym, it's a typical Tuesday night
Lifting the kind of weights he doesn't like
And he'll never know your family like I do

But he sparkles, and I'm so hairy
He's so sexy and I'm so scary
Dreaming bout the day when you'll wake up and find
that you hate vampires and love canines

If you could see that I'm the wolf who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see?
You belong with me
You belong with me

Hangin' out in Forks, while he's in Italy
I can't help thinking this is how it ought to be
Howling at the moon thinkin' to myself
Hey, isn't Ed sleazy?

And you've got a beauty that could light up this whole town
Haven't seen it since he brought those biters around
You say you're fine, I know you better than that
Hey, Whatcha doing with a sucker so wack?

He's so pale, I'm so tan
He's kinda bitchy and I'm all man
Dreaming bout the day when you'll wake up and find
that you hate vampires and love canines

If you could see that I'm the wolf who understands you
Im down on all fours, so why can't you see?
You belong with me

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  • LOVE IT!!

    "hes kinda bitchy and im all man!!" holy crap!

    I LOVE THIS!

  • hahaha I'm team Edward but this makes me laugh soo hard. I LOVE IT.

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  • Edward wished he was as hot as Jacob's sexy ass.

  • too funny

  • 1st of all, edward is too hairy! And Jacob is sexy! lolz i luv this song

  • team jacob for life...!!!

  • @ioseumoney thats wats p gurl-team jacob-:)

  • ohhh shit I luv jacob-sexy man-

    "hes kinda BITCHY and im all mann" shit.Didi forget 2 tell u i luv him and im

    gonna marry hiz sexy ass!!!man he sooooooo FINE!!!-luv him-!!!!!!!!!

  • lol love this....

  • love it. taylor is so hot!

  • I like the part where he say's "He's kinda bitchy and I'm all man"......sorry about the language but, it's in the song.…lol

  • i love jasper and i usally hate jacob but i HATE edward he is bitchy and jake is man lolz gotta love jakes thinkin

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