Wonka - Good Day Sir!
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@19FLA69...but theres a problem. the methachloroisothiazolinone needed for such an equation would cause a severe reaction with the silica in my lungs which in turn will cause a disease known as pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico
volcanoconiosis. to combat this, i would need a mixture of Polydichloric euthimal and the Cosmic Cube. that combined with the blueprint to the large hadron supercollider will allow me to create what is known as a walkman, it makes the job easier. can these tools be provided? -
@MrAirsoftB52 ....no, I'm sorry ....that position has been filled already.
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@GeneralPie29 ...yes, you might... however, there's a long line for that job. One must carefully construct a schedule of wardrobe changes for the Victoria's Secret models. Whatever is chosen from their swimsuit and lingerie catalog, will be the universal clothing attire for women ...on Fridays ....FOREVER! ....and ever.
....and ever.
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@KingMacro24 ...you will be paid, promptly, on the hour of every half-hour, 30 minutes before the last hour starts of every fourth "Happy Hour," in chocolate covered troll coins. Because, it's well known throughout the Triactathine region of the cosmos that methachloroisothiazolinone is used as an emulsifier, which, if used properly with the right amount of sawdust, liverwurst, sweat from the Dalai Lama, pressed rat and worthog....and, of course, peyote, produces a perfect clone of Raquel Welch.
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@19FLA69 Can I be the Secretary of Wacky Wednesdays?
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@19FLA69 And might I be Secretary of Casual Friday?
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WRONG SIR WRONG
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@19FLA69 now do i get paid in Chocolate or Troll coins only valuable in the 3rd multiverse of the Triactathine region of the cosmos?
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@KingMacro24 ....of course. As long as "Happy Hour" exceeds 8 hours in a day. Here's an 'S' ...get started
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It is, of course, hilarious that he actually opens the "half" security vault to get into it.
@HoodedCobra - sure, why not? We're gonna need someone to monitor Tuesdays. Do something about this "Two-for-Tuesdays" crap, would ya?! ...it's outta-control. Thanks, ahead of time.
19FLA69 3 weeks ago 8
@19FLA69 Can I be the Secretary of Tuesdays?
HoodedCobra 3 weeks ago 7