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Uploaded on Jan 19, 2011

Honey Badger Narrates: The Miracle of the Daffy Jesus Lizard

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What runs on water when it's feeling threatened? Found mainly in Central and South American rainforests, the Jesus Christ Lizard does, that's who! Narration by Randall. To learn more, please visit: http://www.nationalgeographic.com

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  • ryan lancaster

    ryan lancaster 5 months ago

    honey badger don't give a SHIT

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  • Ken Jones

    Ken Jones 4 months ago

    when i die, i want Randall to read my last will and testimony.

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  • SchuperNaturalistic

    SchuperNaturalistic 18 hours ago

    Jesus christ has returned as a lizard haha

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  • luke harman

    luke harman 3 days ago

    Not as funny as honey badger, he isn't as intense as in honey badger.

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  • Javier Cruz Velez

    Javier Cruz Velez 4 days ago

    Why is the lizard mating but it looks like it

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  • King Black

    King Black 4 days ago

    maybe you should have clicked on show more to see more of his descriptions FAIL

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    in reply to Koya Broderick (Show the comment)
  • T3RR0R4H1R3

    T3RR0R4H1R3 5 days ago

    So YouTube is proly not the place for u, try taking your kid to nat geo's webby, Honey Badger don't give a fuk what u think.

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  • Angel Weiler

    Angel Weiler 5 days ago

    no, it's called "god"

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  • Koya Broderick

    Koya Broderick 6 days ago

    I didnt appreciate the profanity, me and my child were just wanting to watch somthing about sharks and before we knew what was going to be said it was too late.

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  • Nick034

    Nick034 1 week ago

    its called "physics"..

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  • mario zavala

    mario zavala 1 week ago

    Hahaha this is so funny...

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  • Robin MacGillivray

    Robin MacGillivray 2 weeks ago

    Hmmm...J.K. Rawling got that wrong.

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