The history of an asshole called "Adolf Hitler"! *We are not racist *
Now, this is a story all about how my Führer got flipped-turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a time called World War 2
In Braunau am Inn Austria born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some jew outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I killed a few guys and got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Vienna'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my crystal radio on and said, 'I might as well kick it you damn jew'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Vienna Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there're prissy, Allies and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool Führer?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of darkness
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a jew standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Juden Verboten" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say that this cab was racist
But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Munich"
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of a time called World War 2
future 40ty year old virgin
baileygunter 2 years ago
Sadly, that is true...
jijgfidjidhh 2 years ago
Who is the Fuhrer of us all?
mshsz 2 years ago
I don't understand your question
jijgfidjidhh 2 years ago
It wasnt a question. I am letting you know that the third Reich is coming back. It is inevitable actually. Who is the fuhrer of us all? He is der Fuhrer Adolf Hitler.
mshsz 2 years ago
If you say so...
jijgfidjidhh 2 years ago