Stevo's Paradise - College Assignment

This is a rap I did for college using Weird Al's Amish Paradise. I used the lyrics from it because I know the song by heart haha.

Lyrics

As I walk through the valley where I call Grants Pass.
I take a look at my life and realized it sucked BLEEP!
But that's just perfect for a Stevo like me
You know, I love funny guys like Jim Carrey!
At 8:30 in the morning I'm dozing off.
Manny's seeing squirrels and Michelle is rowing... fool
And I've been laughing and clownin' so long that
Even Billie thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of my plan, I'm into education
Got a binder in my hand and a beard on my chin
And if I finish all of my homework and you finish yours
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 2024!

We been spending most our lives
Living in a hard and painful time
I've messed up once or twice
Living in a hard and painful time
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in a hard and painful time
We sell ourselves short sometimes
Living in a hard and painful time

A local paper used to have me in it every week
I just smiled at it and I drank another beer
I really don't care, in fact I'm doing better
'Cause I'll be smiling my head off when I'm graduating here
So I ain't never graduated or even tried super hard
A Stevo with a degree? You know that's unheard of
I never wear pleats but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree, I really look good in Papa Smurf...fool
If you ever knew me, you'll be happy to know
I am opening a business that will show so much love yo!
So we are really awesome, so please don't hate and glare
We're just gonna always be there!

There's no excuse, no fights, no procrastinating
Not a single rivalry
Like Pam Green and Amy Moon
We're as cool as we can ever be!

We been spending most our lives
Living in a hard and painful time
I've messed up once or twice
Living in a hard and painful time
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in a hard and painful time
We sell ourselves short sometimes
Living in a hard and painful time

Rippin' up the tickets, learnin' 'bout somethin' betta
Rapping for you all, soon I'll do another
Think you're really laughing? Think you're in the know?
Well, I know I'm a million times as lost as you all are!
I'm the outgoing guy that little infants wanna be like
On my lappy day and night scorin' points playing Half-Life
So don't be sad and don't be whiny
Or else Moving On and I might have to get educational on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Living in a hard and painful time
I've messed up once or twice
Living in a hard and painful time
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in a hard and painful time
We sell ourselves short sometimes
Living in a hard and painful time

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Stevo's
• Paradise

[konsumer420]

Coolio would rip out every dread lock from his old head, if he heard this...

I like it though ;)

[Freelancer2000]

Now this....is da shizz nizz yo

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