"Ted Haggard Is Completely Heterosexual" by Roy Zimmerman
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@protectthehuman cirCUMference ;D
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X^2 + Y^2=3
thats his equation
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Lying to yourself is the most common thing people do. Not doing it is the struggle. It requires you to actually consider that you might be wrong about something, and for religious people and conservatives and republicans and especially conservative religious republicans, that's just too much to ask.
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He's as straight as a white noise waveform.
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Ted Haggard's immorality is no different than the majority of the leaders of most churches worldwide.....the only difference is that he got caught.
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Ted's a little haggard lol
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Ted Haggard is as straight as a politicans
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he is as straight as the mother function
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@JarethGT I suppose when it's been fed to you your whole life that homosexuality is wrong, that if you're a boy your supposed to like girls and vice-versa and that one day you're going to marry a member of the opposite sex and have kids etc it could be quite difficult to come to terms with finding that you're different. You're not obeying the rules that you've been told are there and there's either two things to do - come out and face the music or hide. Ted hid.
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@JarethGT There's also asexuality: not being attracted to either.
@yoadrienneaz Ted Haggard got what he had coming to him, and that includes mockery. Last I checked, Roy isn't a hypocritical charlatan swindling people out of their money.
Aviii 5 months ago 92
He's as straight as a circle. Yes, but as long as it has finite circumference... Sorry.
protectthehuman 5 months ago 42