"Ted Haggard Is Completely Heterosexual" by Roy Zimmerman

and as an addendum to the lesbian thing, only hot lesbians, not the ones with mullets and mustaches.

meh, I wouldn't call me a bigot, it's the effeminacy I don't care for, but I guess it's just that it conflicts with my concept of a male persona, and yet they are obviously male (at least most of them, some are XXY or hybridized XX-XY) it's just that I don't care for the behavior. not that I dislike them personally.

you are a sort of tolerant bigot

I liked the "Glory how he LU B'dja!"

This is especially amusing that that Oral Roberts has cacked it.

practice practice practice

now, I don't like effeminate gay people either, but I'm cool with lesbians. but really as long as gay people don't rub up on me I can tolerate. evolution isn't some god, so don't make it out to be, you sound more like a christian that is trying to rationalize your views like an atheist, because you realize that christianity is itself immoral, what with all the slavery condoning and whatnot.

Idunno, evolution made it pleasurable, to have your junk tickled one way or another. I don't think that evolution gives a rat fuck whether you stick your junk in a dog, a pig, a man a woman a goat etc. (the little diseases that are transmissible between species might, but, . . . condoms and modern medicine can prevent most of them.) evolution isn't an intelligent designer, it simply finds every possible way to do something, and then the environment culls out the losers.

-ahem- that was a reference to FSM.

It's funny, I have a cousin who attended Haggard's "church" and cuz doesn't think making jokes about his drug use and male prostitutes is very funny. The hardcore Christer's realllllly need to get a better sense of humor.

nahh, Ted haggard would like that though (he likes to be touched REAALLLY deep! with multiple noodly appendages! )