Crazy Man Drives Car into "FBI Headquarters" to Destory Mind-Control Computer

A 36-year-old Aitkin man attempted to bust through what he thought was the FBI building in Minneapolis Thursday because he believed a computer inside was controlling his mind. Unfortunately, he targeted the wrong building due to Mapquest being a piece of worthless shit, and the expensive FBI computer enslaving him was undamaged. Muhahahahahaha! Skynet lives!

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[andrewh23]

I don't know where to find the computer controlling my mind, but I intend to run it down with my car when i find out. This man is a hero.

[Smartassawhip]

I bet you a hundred dollars this man was a republican.

[humandivision]

Thank you James. My mind is finally free! I am in your debt forever.

[annboylyn]

@Smartass Whip It is the satellites

[annboylyn]

@besttyler I agree

[annboylyn]

@Smartass Whip I bet you my life that the man was right. You need to educate yourself on this high tech magic trick with the satellites Google John Hall, Nick Begich for that matter Jessie Ventura.

[besttyler]

This guy is a real men.

[returnoftheramble3]

yes, you can hear them. That has to be a glitch, and it's like, JUST ASK WHAT YOU WANT OF ME! Oh no, then you can't make me bad. Look, my body, mind and state are all a reaction to my environment. If you mess with one, I'm going to be off. I have will. Just write down your thoughts, actions and have drugs to traq your ass when you start deviating. Don't have the faith of Abraham. I'm between the worlds. :P

[annboylyn]

Google Electronic harassment, Gang Stalking and targeted Individuals.Then convince me I am wrong.

[Smartassawhip]

I do think that there is way to much electricity and crap in the air but I believe it is due to technology not so much a conspiracy. I believe it is making some people sick because some people are more sensitive.

[annboylyn]

I know this is very hard to believe but somehow computers and satellites are involved , I am positive.

[Smartassawhip]

I don't have a million dollars. I am not saying there isn't anything going on because I am well aware that there is. I just don't think these computers have anything to do with it.