Black Conservatives Support Candidate Whose Religion Believes Black People Bear Mark Of Cain

The nation's gross doctors recommend drinking eight cups of clam juice per day, a snake gets a tattoo of a dude on its face, and the Supreme Court overturns Right v. Wrong. It's the week of January 16th, 2012.

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[MetaKlonoa]

Mitt Romney doesn't still believe that. He beliiieeeeeves that in 1978 God changed his mind about black people! (Black people!)

[pipelinewill]

americans have robertson screws too, as well as torx (Hexalobular), and various other screws. more complete lists can be found on line. i am really serious about screws guys

[Anthony Pasquariello]

and there's like 20 types of security screws!

[iamowe1992]

"and a snake gets a tattoo of a dude on its face" hahahah

[pipelinewill]

I just found the email that someone responded to my comment and thought it was more recent, i'm absent minded as fuck.

[Dickson Butts]

I really can't tell if you're joking or not. You continue this thing 3 months after it ended? I gotta hand it to you, you know your shit about screws, but it's starting to seem like you have some sort of mental disorder instead of us just having a random, silly conversation.

[pipelinewill]

Pics or it didn't happen

[AkamuSlayer]

So am I, let's screw.

[ZefVolk]

I like to think of them as Mmorons. Like idiots, but tastier.

[Jonathon Cowley]

Make sure to consult with your own gross doctor before embarking on a program of gross medicine.

[Mezekaldon]

Torx, tamper proof torx, robertson, phillips, flathead, hex, Tri-wing, snake eyes.

[effortless35]

2:47

Well, fuck you too.