Cakeist Heresy Against Pancakes!

In the world of cakes, slandering the pancake, the father of all cakes is the greatest sin you could have committed, frisbeesANDFlipFlops! Be warned, you may end up joining those pie-eaters in their pancakeless hell from which there is no escape. Repent your evil heresy and I will make you a nice fluffy stack of pancakes with your choice of topping :).

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• cake
• pie
• pancake

[jussts]

"Pancakes were the beginning."

You're not implying that all other cakes EVOLVED from pancakes are you?

*puts fingers in ears* LA LA LA LA LA... I can't hear you!!!!! Save me Piesus Crust... save me from the crazy cakers...

[atheistliberty]

No I am not suggesting any for of EVILution! I think "Developed" is a better word. Cakes developed from Pancakes.

[eddygoombah]

Finally, a Cakeist that makes sense!! I wish all you cakeist liars spoke this much sense... but i guess that is asking too much... great video!

[atheistliberty]

I am not looking for support from the Crustians. It is your vile ways that must be met with the sword, I am just trying to do some housecleaning in the House of Cake before I take on your blasphemous ways.

[aZeroGodist]

Pancake are just flat cake, without all the HOT AIR.

Pie is the way.

[atheistliberty]

And flat is beautiful. Pie and its soggy crust are abominations to pastry.

[biodole]

Pancakes are the most erotic breakfast food ever conceived. I have an erection thinking of them.

[sleepymagpie]

yoget mixed with honey smeered on pitta is the greatest breakfast...shows what you know....die heretic!!!!

[lostgirlx41052]

pankcakes rule

[atheistliberty]

Cheesecake is Pie and a trick from the evil pieists. Fruitcake is another abomination created by evil forces. The pancake is a pure expression of cakieness. May your fillings be slimy a weepy you evil crustian!

[kjchillz]

Pancakes are a great way to start the day, and to finish the day! meat in the pancakes though, ew

[NEWSTOGOD]

French accent--Crape suesette weeth leeetle bluuu burries and daa spreenkle withaa powderredd shugaar.

[italianchappy]

At 1:40 I had to pause the vid, go into the kitchen and vent my hunger on a carrots and walnuts pie. Why am I so weak ?

[Atheistblindchick]

OMP (Oh my Pastry).

Check out my plea for unity within the Pastry, and return to the fold.

I will pray for your dough, you have been led astray by seperatists, embrace the 3rd way!

Be assured that Pastry does forgive, it is not too late!