(Classified) Bill Defends Against Flesh-Eating (Classified)

Rep. John Haller (R-PA) introduces a bill that will allocate (classified) dollars over the next (classified) years to fight flesh-eating (classified).

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[tjbonds]

This video is getting stolen and reposted as being real, with the fear mongering headline: HomeLand Security & FEMA-"CLASSIFIED" Plans to Kill 80% of US Citizens! Idiots on my facebook are posting it, 5 years later, with horror. Ugh.

[John Shepard]

Lol @ all the idiots who think this is real.

It's a fucking satire skit you idiots!!!!!!

[EchoBoomer1987]

Comment removed by the NSA.

[Suffersosweetly]

I classified a woman that gave me classified.. I was super classified. but the doctor game me classified and I am good to go get classified up, find a classified and classify the classification out of her. but I will need to take a cab home home, bcuz I will be too classified to drive in the morning.

[Mentha Trecenta]

there are even conspiracy theories about how this is a real video which was reedited as an Onion broadcast. LOL

[CHRLPTRSN]

Can't tell if trolling or psychotic.

[Crucafixxx]

This is about a serious outbreak. That is not the original it is ment to throw you off.

[Nathan Berry]

Anyine got a count on how many times he said classified

[Cleatus Van Damne]

Holy $#*+, dude. Wow.

[eoublue]

I dont know if this video is fake or altered video. I just remember around 2002 seen on national news the pope Jan Paul II saying that we should ankowlage the posibility of life in other planets, and that video has being removed from all the media.

[1mustdrinkwater]

Hearing the word, "classfied",is just as bad as hearing "bleep" censors over a curse word. I never thought I would find something so comparable.

[Luis M]

Sorry to bust your BUBBLES . but the Senator really is reading what it is and is saying classified in in hown words... so this ISN`t FAke.. so stop pretending to people that this is .