Shark The Experience

As of January 2nd 2012, Jaws the ride officially closed its doors at Universal Studios Florida. But, "Shark: The Experience" is open for business. That's right pack up your family and forget those over priced theme parks and visit the Touchus property conveniently located close to the Orlando attraction area. Just head down to Legoland and then take the road straight up till you reach Russellville and a once in a life time experience you will have! Before you say "Hey why should I drive a short distance out of my way to experience something amazing" let it be known that we are offering a whole 5% off, of our $75.99 per person boat tour (Mondays and Tuesdays only), when you show us a ticket stub from that other theme park that had a "shark ride", and well let you decide which is better. Some guests get so anxious to ride that when they come to see "Shark: The Experience" they sometimes accidently lock their keys in their car from excitement. Don't forget we have AN ADULTS ONLY boat tour starting at 8 p.m., this is an 18+ attraction after the sun goes down for we don't want to frighten small children and give them night terrors for the rest of their lives. This ride will shock you, thrill you, and its practically free. So come on down and ride "Shark: The Experience", a Touchus ride and attraction.

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[robwitty]

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT THE VOYAGE TO BE LIKE!

[Destin777]

@robwitty oh man! we still need to make that!

[thehacksrule]

lmao 4chan brought me here

[bonesdog18]

STREETLIGHT MANIFESTO SHIRT! HELL YEAH!

[Logadc]

@thehacksrule fuck tha police.

[Seabassthemaster1]

i see no dubs

[coasterdude2006]

@thehacksrule Way to FUCK EVERYTHING UP.

[Edenstr]

Am I really the only one who actually wants to go on this ride? Where are you located?

[fabianelgenio]

@thehacksrule rule 1&2 faggot

[stonedhippopotamus]

I would pay any amount of money to go on that ride.

[McSpaghettiEarBoner]

4chan brought me here

[metalgearbas4]

goddamnit /b/ not again...

[thehacksrule]

@Stinkfist194 who the fuck says i go on 9gag. i hav never ever been on there and never will

[Stinkfist194]

@thehacksrule Go back to 9gag faggot.