True story! Rape is not a funny issue... unless it's me talking about it.
Lyrics:
"Eh, when do we have eh sexy intercourse?"
"Well, whenever you both agree on that."
"No, when do me and you have eh sexy intercourse?"
"Me and you?"
"Yes."
"Well, that's not gonna happen!"
*WAWAWEEWA!*
Grandma, me so hawneh
Would you masturbate for meh
I would appreciate it greatleh
Maybe we could do it daileh
What's that, you old Jew bitch?
You don't want to have sex with your grandson?
I'ma tie yo black ass to this fuckin' chair
Stop squealing, you smell like cat piss
I - tied - grand - ma - to - a - chair - and - raped - her - with - a - shoe - ooh -ooh -ooh (x2)
When you move it spreads the smell like your baggy vagina spreads STIs
Damn, that ass is so loose! No wonder you have to wear old people diapers
Grandma, what the fuck is that?
You look like you've started a farm down here
One with loads of foliage and grass which smells like old people's vagina
I think I heard your brittle old back crack when your head went smack smack!
"Very nice! High-five!"
I - tied - grand - ma - to - a - chair - and - raped - her - with - a - shoe - ooh - ooh - ooh (x2)
Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care, so he don't care that I broke your life, literally
Wake up you fat piece of camel shit, the cops are coming
So I jack off inside your dead body before they get here
Oh no! The cops are in the room and he pulled me out just before I came
So I came all over the cop's eyes and mouth
Grandma, you're a disgrace, fucking your own grandson like that
I'm gonna use your panties, bras and shitty old people diapers as a jack off sock
Hejdå, Grandma :(
i have this pict photoshopped on my phone!!!!!
ballrub 1 month ago