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Uploaded on Aug 12, 2006

Please see http://godisimaginary.com/excuses.htm for an explanation of all the excuses that people use to try to refute this proof.

You can prove to yourself that Jests is imaginary in less than 5 minutes.

Step 1: Read 1 Cor 15:3-8

Jesus was buried, he was raised
on the third day according
to the Scriptures,
and he appeared to Peter,
and then to the Twelve.
After that, he appeared
to more than five hundred
of the brothers at the same time....
Then he appeared to James,
then to all the apostles,
and last of all he appeared to me also.
- 1 Corinthians 15:3-8

Three important facts:
1) Jesus proved his resurrection by appearing to people
2) It is OK to appear to people
3) Appearing does not take away free will or harm faith

Step 2 - Read Matthew 18:19-20

Again I say to you, if two of you
agree on earth about anything
they ask, it will be done for them
by my Father in heaven.
For where two or three are
gathered in my name,
there am I in the midst of them.
- Matthew 18:19-20

Two important facts:
1) Jesus is already
here amongst us
2) God will do anything we ask

Step 3 - ask Jesus to appear.

Try this prayer:
Dear Jesus, we know that
you are in our midst
already. We ask you to
physically appear, so
that we may know you
are resurrected. We have
faith that you will answer
our prayer as you promise
in the Bible. In your name
we pray, Amen.

What we know:
1) Jesus is already here
2) It would be trivial for him
to appear
3) It is OK for him to appear
4) He has promised that
he will appear

But he never appears.

How do we explain what we see here? If you are a normal, intelligent person, The explanation is simple. Jesus is imaginary. This fact should now be obvious to you. People who believe in Jesus can try making hundreds of excuses to explain what we see here, but they are all just that - excuses. Jesus is imaginary.

If Jesus were real, he would appear to each of us. He would show us that he is the resurrected son of God, just like he supposedly showed the people in the Bible. The fact that your prayer is ignored shows us exactly how imaginary Jesus is.

It is time for us to state the truth. Jesus is imaginary. The people on earth who worship Jesus are worshipping a being who is no more real than the great pumpkin. It is time for normal, intelligent people to acknowledge this simple fact, and begin dismantling the last great superstition of

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  • Adathanael M

    God is the Word. God is the source of knowledge. Theists adore the knowledge of God. God is the source of everything we know, because we seek to become a copy of Him. We turn to God as the absolute truth, because all the points come back to God. Absolute Truth is circular in nature. God is the Love that became God. You are insulting yourself for saying that circular reasoning is a fallacy, because all arguments of God come back to God, the Bible or the Word. God is the supernatural.

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  • Gabriel dos Santos Malavaes

    number 5 put me in a good humoooooor

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  • Adathanael M

    Jesus is more than a super hero. 

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  • Adathanael M

    what is wrong with circular reasoning? 

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  • Adathanael M

    He will be your Judge.

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  • DeadTelevision

    I'll give you that, but Jesus was not a superhero.

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  • moonlightontheriver

    Immanuel.

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  • Sara S.

    He is definitely made up. People need to grow up. He's as real as the tooth fairy, big foot, unicorns, etc.

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  • max rav

    Well Jesus real or not didn't write the Bible and never claimed to.

    The point is when you did have this book telling people to smite this and smite that you had this guy right in the middle of it telling people to chill the fuck out and start acting like decent human beings to each other. Moses was a mass murderer who used God to justify his murdering as is true of the Islamic founder both military generals. Jesus wasn't like that. He was a pacifist. Give credit where credits due.

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  • Tadas17

    What do you mean, new books? They follow it, because they live under it.

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