A nobleman, who had a beautiful wife, was summoned for military service by his lord.
His wife asked him to assign her a guardian. He commended her to the Virgin Mary.
A knight fell in love with the woman and tried to seduce her. He sent an old woman with presents to lure her.
The woman forced her to try on some slippers of Cordovan leather. The woman tried one, but could not remove it. No one else could pull it off either. Her foot was stuck in the slipper for a month and a year.
When the nobleman returned, his wife confessed what she had done.
He forgave her, told her that the Virgin had protected her, and removed the shoe.
Fantastic! This video takes me back to happier days. You really captured the feeling of driving while naked. If you could just pan up so we could see the goats you were running over it would be 5 stars!
WombatHarness 2 years ago