Matty Orchard - Gay Marriage and Bestiality - Part 1

This is a stand up comedy routine I did for a University Law Review. There's a bit of establishment at the start but it picks up so bear with me!

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[ZooUnity]

^-^ these comments are ludicrous.

[dallimar77]

Reaction during: Pretty damn funny. Reaction after: That's really kind'a sad. I mean, the reason it's funny is because he's making fun of the fact that most of the extreme anti-gay activist are gay themselves and doing it to prove they aren't. It's really sad that they've been raised to be so ashamed of themselves for having feelings about other people of the same sex. To instill a child with values that create such self-hatred is just disgusting...

[dewdong]

ergh GAY!

[LGBTpower]

Tim, you are really a closed minded individual!

Pederasty refers to TEENS, not children.

A 14 year old boy has pubic hair, erections, and is fully capable of having orgasms. He is able to consent, and there is no reason why he cannot be taught the pleasures of sex by an older man!!!

5000 years ago, he would have been a father to two kids already!

Humans evolved, I know know you dont believe in that, but maybe you need to evolve a bit.

[TimothyRed1990]

There is a background check on everyone who wants to adopt a child.

Some states like Florida dont allow anyone with a history or homosexuality to adopt.

and yes, pedophiles, abusers, people who made bad judgements (like drug addiction and drunk driving), thieves, homosexual, have an IQ of less than a 90, or religious zealots should not and DO not get their hands on children.

Theres a whole group of male homosexuals that are attracted to teen males. "Pederasts" they call themselves. sick

[xAngelxAlchemistx]

TimothyRed on your background check post:

Why not do a background check on everyone then? Just eliminate all people who are pedophiles, abusers, make bad judgements, thieves, antisocial, never home, homosexual, have an IQ of less than a 90, single, non religious, or don't speak English? You are focusing on issues that inhibit parenting and then comparing them to issues that don't.

Pedos have sex with children so children would be unsafe with the children. How is that comparable to gay parents?

[xAngelxAlchemistx]

I so totally agree as well!

Timothy Red is so stupid. Why do so many people think that gay men = pedophiles or something?

[RealRula]

I TOTALLY AGREE!!

He has some DEEP issues!

[DanielVelador]

TIMOTHYRED1990 is the stupidest mother fucker I have ever heard. The funny thing is that guys like him usually end up having gay, rebellious children. Not just typical homos, but those FLAMING HOMOS that are so full of hatred toward their hateful and ignorant parents. I have seen it so many times, and that kind of JUSTICE always makes me smile.. so when he has kids and notices that some of them might be gay, he will be in denial, but never will he forget this comment.