1. MAN BREAKS PENIS. WHOLE WORLD CRINGES.

  2. SCARLETT JOHANSSON NUDE PICS RESULT IN 10 YEAR JAIL SENTENCE

  3. The Heroes of Sandy Hook Elementary

  4. COP SHOOTS UNARMED MAN OUTSIDE HOME!

  5. MAKING A LEE SAMMICH & EVERYTHING ELSE THAT MATTERED!

  6. LITTLE ZOE BAMFS ON, JENNIFER LAWRENCE & EVERYTHING ELSE

  7. HOW TO CHEAT ON YOUR HUSBAND AND GET AWAY WITH IT!!

  8. What Gives You Purpose?

  9. 79 YEAR OLD BAMF, MISS BUM BUM & THE INTERNET "WARS"

  10. D-BAGS, NY POST SCANDAL & THE KATT WILLIAMS SLAP

  11. DEATH, SEX, AND MORE DEATH

  12. YOUR DAUGHTER IS A SUPER CLASSY LADY! #LEXXA

  13. THE 25 LEAST INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE OF 2012?!

  14. 425 POUND WOMAN DIES BECAUSE CAN'T FIT ON PLANE!

  15. CASEY ANTHONY OVERLOOKED EVIDENCE UNCOVERED!

  16. BLACK FRIDAY WALMART FIGHTS AND OTHER THINGS IM THANKFUL FOR...

  17. JUSTIN BIEBER D-BAG OR PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!?

  18. THE PORN AT WORK EPIDEMIC!

  19. What Should The Age of Consent Be?

  20. THE MEGAN FOX WATCH RETURNS!!

  21. JOANNA KRUPA'S PUBIC HAIR & PEPSI BLOCKS YOUR FAT!!

  22. RIHANNA AND TEXAS NEED MORE PHILLYD CUDDLES.

  23. ALEXA VEGA, MCAFEE KILLS & RACIST D-BAGS

  24. VICTORIA'S SECRET ANGELS, NEW TACO BELL, AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT MATTERED TO ME

  25. IT'S FINALLY OVER!!!

  26. BADASS BABIES, SMEXY LADIES & MAYOR ANGRYBEAVER

  27. GREATEST BOSS BREAKS IN THE TRAMP!!

  28. Miranda Kerr's Thighs, Flying Cars, and the past 6 years of my life

  29. THE WEEKEND SHOW!!! Happy 1000 videos :)

  30. KATY PERRY'S LATEX & STEPHEN COLBERT BALLS

  31. GIRL SETS HERSELF ON FIRE AND LIES!!

  32. BEST BREAST CANCER AWARENESS CAMPAIGN EVAR!!

  33. ALISON BRIE LINGERIE DANCE VS. PAUL RYAN SHIRTLESS SEARCH

  34. KATY PERRY MAKES EVERYONE CRY and the Top 5

  35. SARA UNDERWOOD, PIZZA STRIPS, & TWITTER CENSORSHIP (Oct. 18, 2012)

  36. CREEP SHOTS II: WHEN CREEPS GET FABULOUSSSS!! (Oct. 17, 2012)

  37. ANONYMOUS FINDS AMANDA TODD'S BULLY?! (Oct. 16, 2012)

  38. HOW FELIX BAUMGARTNER FIT HIS GIANT BALLS INTO HIS SPACE SUIT!! (Oct. 15, 2012)

  39. CHAMPAGNE FACIALS, $220k & other things I want in my cab!!

  40. TANKS AND ASSETS

  41. EYELINER BRAD PITT SHOULD DIE IN A FIRE!! #nohomo derp

  42. SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT MATTERED!!

  43. Bullying Vs. Unsolicited Critical D-BAGERRY

  44. BEST NEWS DAY EVARRR!!

  45. NICKI MINAJ SNAPS, BUTT CHUGGER DENIES.. IT'S A LONG STORY

  46. IRON MAN 3 LEAK, FILIPINO GANGNAM STYLE & CYBER CRIME

  47. COP SUCKER-PUNCHES WOMAN!!

  48. The Lazy, The Liars, and The Misinformed

  49. NIGRI PLEASE!! DeFranco Inc. Security At Work.

  50. DIRTY CREEPSHOTS GET TEACHER FIRED!!

  51. WORLDS GREATEST DAD!!

  52. KIM KARDASHIAN'S SUICIDAL CAT and EVERYTHING ELSE THAT MATTERED TO ME TODAY

  53. SOFIA VERGARA WARDROBE MALFUNCTION and EVERYTHING ELSE THAT MATTERED TO ME!!

  54. "FEMINISM MAKES YOUR D**K SMALL" AND OTHER BIG FAILURES THIS WEEK

  55. CHRISTINA HENDRICKS SQUISHY IMPERFECTIONS and OTHER GRENADES

  56. WORLDS FIRST LI-LIGER AND CUTEST WASTE OF MONEY EVAR!!

  57. ROSIE HUNTINGTON VS REAL WOMEN? BATTLE OVER BEAUTY!!

  58. JESSICA NIGRI TEASE, $50,000 IDEAS, AND OTHER REASONS YOU'LL LOVE ME!!

  59. HONEY BOO BOO CHILD MAKES MORE SENSE THAN POLITICIANS THESE DAYS! #DeFranco2036

  60. TWEETING NUDES AND OTHER WAYS TO EMBRACE #YOLO!!

  61. US MARINE BEATDOWN, GAMER GIRLS, AND WE LOST 2PAC AGAIN!

  62. NEW YOUTUBE + HOOTERS GIRLS + VAN DUZER + EGYPT (9/11/2012)

  63. HORSES LOVE GOOGLE GLASS & PRESIDENT ATTACKED BY BEAR

  64. LESBIAN LOVE PROTESTS MAKE NEWS MUCH MORE FUN

  65. PORN TO THE RESCUE!!

  66. STONERS, COSPLAY, HONOR KILLINGS

  67. FAT, MEAN, UGLY, STUPID... YOU ONLY GET TWO

  68. FOX NEWS CALLS PAUL RYAN A LIAR?!

  69. MUSCLE MUSIC & MALARIA HOEDOWN!!

  70. FRENEMIES: GOOGLE VS APPLE

  71. CUTTING IS GOOD FOR YOU!!

  72. PRINCE HARRY NUDES SHOCK!!!.....no one

  73. CARL'S JR ADS ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PORN and EVERYTHING ELSE THAT MATTERED!

  74. LEO'S LAST TWENTY AND WHY RAPE IS A BLESSING?

  75. PUSSY RIOT and LEGITIMATE RAPE

  76. Sarah Palin Gives Obama Advice to Win the Election - The DeFranco US Election Weekly Recap #1

  77. HPV IS A MOUTHFUL #CHOOCHOO

  78. WHY KELLY BROOK IS OBJECTIFIED and THE DOWNFALL OF FACEBOOK?

  79. PAUL RYAN SHIRTLESS, BLACK OPS 2 and OTHER THINGS YOU WANT NOW

  80. MILEY CYRUS' MEGABOX IS A TRAPWIRE!!

  81. YOUR GF's PHOTOBUCKET HACKED!

  82. OBAMA HATES WHITE PEOPLE AND PIZZA?!

  83. GREATNESS!

  84. OMG! D-BAGS & MO 'FRACKIN SPACE!!

  85. CRAZY GAY STUPID!!

  86. TOM HARDY FIGHTS FOR CHARITY

  87. OLYMPICS ORGY VILLAGE, DEATH THREATS, and UNDERAGE COSMETIC SURGERY

  88. HOPE SOLO, D-BAGS, and PHELPS VS LOCHTE

  89. EVERYBODY GROWS UP

  90. KRISTEN STEWART CHEATS, CHRISTIAN BALE WINS and WHY I'M EXCITED FOR THE OLYMPICS

  91. SINGING THE NEWS, BATMAN SUED and ROMNEY LIES?!

  92. MINKA KELLY SEX TAPE, GUN CONTROL, and WHY YOU'LL ALWAYS BE POOR.

  93. Twelve Killed at Dark Knight Rises Midnight Showing

  94. WORST BUG BITE EVER?!

  95. SPRING BREAK GIRLS and BANE IS A SOCIALIST!!

  96. KILLER COPS, NEEDLE SANDWICHES & INTERN REINA BRINGS THE SEXY!!

  97. JESSICA NIGRI WINS, YOUTUBE SUES, and SARAH SILVERMAN SCISSORS

  98. WORLD RECORD NINJA SUNDAY SHOW ;)

  99. BAMFS, D-BAGS, and UGLY WHITE GUY TALKING NEWS!!