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Uploaded on Jul 31, 2010

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U.S. Marines, sponsored by the U.S. taxpayer, stand vigilant watch over poppy fields in Afghanistan ensuring that the world is supplied with plenty of smack. Just don't get caught with any of the poppy derivatives that your tax dollars paid for or you will get a visit from your friendly neighborhood S.W.A.T.and a required stay in a gray bar hotel.

Doesn't this just make your chest swell up with patriotic pride? Good job Marines! Semper Fi to the N.W.O.!

From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taliban

In 2000 the Taliban banned opium production, a first in Afghan history.

The Taliban's top drug official in Nangarhar, Mullah Amir Mohammed Haqqani, said the ban would remain regardless of whether the Taliban received aid or international recognition. "It is our decree that there will be no poppy cultivation. It is banned forever in this country," he said. "Whether we get assistance or not, poppy growing will never be allowed again in our country."

However, with the 2001 expulsion of the Taliban, opium cultivation returned, and by 2005 Afghanistan provided 87% of the world supply, rising to 90% in 2006.

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  • TheBlayzinAsian420

    Google "Opium Production under the Taliban" lmao! Wikipedia. The only drug dealers in Afghanistan are the US Govt.

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  • Dracenfelz

    Good ole "Poppy" Bush don't fuck with our heroin supply man we'll fuck you up! Good to see some people out their are not completely hoodwinked by these fucking psychos. And another point I haven't seen mentioned. The marines are allowing the poppy production so that the afgans can repay the taliban?!? FOR FUCKING REAL? Is this the official FOX story and nobody sees anything wrong with that?!? This should be a slap in the face to anyone with an IQ above 50. Like Kev said Wake the Fuck up ppl!

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  • Stephen Csoma

    This is stupid and all you people are stupid. They cant just destroy the poppy. There are so many more productive uses for tje poppy than just heroin. The seeds are one of the healthiest things for you. Not to mention how vital they are for agriculture. They are drought resistant and annuals. I mean christ its easier to harvest marijauna then get heroin from poppy plants. Seriously if you actually knew the bennefits of poppies besides the drug bullshit you would see everything differently

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  • gsus7125

    "Oh we can't destroy the poppy fields because of the potential backlash even though we have been bombing the shit out of them and destroying entire cities and killing hundreds without worrying about any backlash...But this is totally different!"

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  • gsus7125

    Holy. Fucking. SHIT.

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  • renjith20111987

    News made by, to and for Fox and Friends. How true!!

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  • renjith20111987

    Ever wondered why US attacked Afghan after 9/11?? I mean culprits were soudies and egyptians. Bin Laden was in Pakistan. So why Afghanistan?? Dominance over world's drug trade is the only answer.

    This also explains America's anti-drug wars and American sponsored military coupes in south american countries.

    Now rothschildes and other wealthy Americans own 90% of world's heroin production, thanks to Afghanistan. This also explains why all American soldiers won't leave Afghanistan even after 2014

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  • renjith20111987

    They are guarding poppy fields of rothschildes and other wall street bankers. Karsai and other Afghan warlords get 10-15% commision but that's about it. Rest goes to rothschildes and Fed Reserve families.

    That bad Taliban actually destroyed many poppy fields, when Talibanis where ruling opium production was down to extinction due to Taliban's strong measures but American army and CIA now use Afghanistan as their poppy field. 90% heroin production comes from Afghanistan today.

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  • EnterTheKmylo

    I was able to sit through one minute without laughing my ass off at this, I've heard ten year olds tell better lies than this. People should know by now that 90% of the worlds heroin comes from Afganistan. Sure sounds like good bussines to invest in a place like that if you're the biggest drugdealer in the world. No wonder they need soldiers guarding these fields.

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  • David Manoulian

    Oliver North ! United Fruit Co.! Blackwater ! And , the US of Drugwars Prisoner of War , Manuel Noriega !!

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  • David Manoulian

    Poor Geraldo , He started His career in Journalism digging hard for the "Truths" . When He started getting to the root of the problem - Flew to close to the Sun - and was punished severely - Had His wings clipped -. To the extent that He had to Sacrifice His Family Name to the Media Syn-a-godd declaring His Mother was Jewish,asking for forgiveness and Promising to be a good Propagandist. Geraldo has sold His Soul to the ' Media Tribe",Won't get Cancer reporting like this. So sad indeed.

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  • IlluminatedWhiteGuy

    They are guarding the crops(That are actually up 10,000%) because the heroin business is the major source for the CIAs black operations that you can't just ask congress for! The Taliban was eradicating the poppies to cut off that source of funds, not helping them grow the shit! C130 loads of the heroin fly into the country every season! Anyone that thinks they don't must be retarded! You think they are humping the tonnage in on camel back over the north pole? LMAO

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