British Crumpets [HQ]

Not to be confused with English muffins, Scotch pancakes, pikelets, teacakes or any other breadlike baked product. The true English crumpet is typically flat and round, covered in pore like holes, soft and spongy, and utterly tasteless without being lightly cooked in a toaster or under the grill and topped.

Crumpets can be both sweet or savoury and can be topped with butter, margarine, honey, jam, marmalade, chocolate spread, peanut butter, cheese spread, melted cheese, golden syrup, lemon curd, marmite, a poached egg, or whatever takes your fancy! Crumpets can even have tomato pureé, cheese and extra toppings added to make mini-pizzas - simply toast the crumpets in a grill, add the topping, grill for an extra minute or two to crisp. Then enjoy! =]

A typical plain crumpet (~50g) contains less than 1% fat and approx 90 calories making them a suitable breakfast or snack for those dieting. Additional toppings will have varied nutritional values.

Everyone loves a bit of British crumpet! ;^)

Ma®©uS

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[wjmortician]

What is the name of the music?

[MarcusBritish]

@wjmortician It's from Elgar's (composer) "Pomp & Circumstance - Land of Hope and Glory"

[wjmortician]

@MarcusBritish Thank you for your reply. I appreciate it. I had this music confused with the Theme from Aida.

[MarcusBritish]

@wjmortician Ah, no definitely not Aida – the Triumphal March in Aida is beautiful though, per se, if it's Verdi's opera you were thinking of.

[revolutionist14]

is marcus a tranny? whats up with the intro?

[MarcusBritish]

@revolutionist14 No, Marcus is a name.. and what intro? Or was there a weird advert before the video?

[MarcusBritish]

@forimanawkwardturtle Lol, Google "English muffin origin" you'll find some answers there.

[forimanawkwardturtle]

@MarcusBritish I read on the internet somewhere...

i just realised how badly backed up that argument is. oops.

/trying desperately to find the website i read it on...

Please ignore me. I seem to have realised i am wrong halfway through an argument, this is awkward

[MarcusBritish]

@forimanawkwardturtle So what are they?

[forimanawkwardturtle]

English muffins aren't even english ;~~;