sma video HumDog.wmv

This is my entry for the SMA video contest.
*update 0:53 * "I think Lita could be the prince"
Script:
Derian: You trying to get the lead in my play, Lard-o?
Serina: Totally! Raye thinks we should do Snow White and the Seven Dwarves and I know I'd be perfect for the lead!
Derian: Of course you're perfect. You're fat enough to play at least five of the dwarves.
Raye: TELL ME ABOUT IT! BESIDES, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO SATAN TO GET THE LEAD ROLE!!!
Serina: No fair! You don't have a soul! Besides, I'm the main character, so I'm gonna get the lead in the end anyway!
Lita: Heffa, please! The only way you're getting the lead role is if Derian decides to do Hairspray. 'sides, after all the time and surgery I went through, I was MADE for this part, yo!
Serina & Raye: Grrrrrrr!!!
Mina: Like, OBJECTION, guys! I want the lead role! Everyone knows I have a, like, photographic memory when it comes to remembering my lines...*gasp* see! I even remembered to, like, breath!
Amy: Can I just not get stuck doing the stage lights?
Everyone: ...
Amy: Awwww.
Derian: As much as I like seeing bitches fight over my attention, there are other parts in the damn play! Like the wicked queen or the prince!
Mina: Um, like, I think Lita could be the prince.
Serina: Sweet! One down, three to go! The lead is as good as mine!
Everyone else: The hell it is!
Raye: I'LL TAKE THE LEAD! ANYTHING TO MAKE CHUBS MCENZIE OVER THERE SQUIRM!
Lita: LOOK AT THESE THINGS, YO! They cost to much for me to play a dwarf!
Mina: I sleep good.
Amy: Please! I'll do anything! I just don't wanna do stage lights!
Serina: I'm the freakin' moon princess! It's not that much of a stretch to be Snow White!
Lita: Heffa, please! Anything you do is bound to stretch!
Raye: I'VE KILLED BEFORE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO DO IT AGAIN!!!
Mina: I speak good!
Amy: I'll be a dwarf! Just no stage lights!
Melvin: I know how to settle this! I'll play the Prince!
Molly: Yeah! And I'll be Snow White!
Everyone: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?! RUIN THE CONFLICT OF THIS EPISODE?!
Derian: Damn it! If only there was a fair way for everyone to get a part, like an audition.
Anne: Or we could totally draw used tampons! ...I mean "straws"!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• sailor
• moon
• abridged
• SMA
• video
• contest
• anime

[HumDog]

*sigh* so i didn't win. oh well. there's always the next contest <3

[rockasaurstar]

"The only way you're getting the lead is if Darien decides to do Hairspray!" Hahaha

This entry is one of my favorites.  :)

[HumDog]

@rockasaurstar i had so much fun thinking of that line <3

[mangekouproduction]

There is no chance this won't win!

[HumDog]

@mangekouproduction eee <3 thank you sooo much!

[HumDog]

wooo! one "like" so far =D i really hope everyone likes it <3

[CarlTheQuaker]

Pretty funny stuff you got here man :3 Hope your entry wins.

[ulganen]

must admit, that's the funniest so far :D

[DevilWomanCake]

Damn, I've got competition Lol.

[plumring]

sailor moon is a snow white heffa