Cigar Guy Rap Feat. Cigar Head-Wrap Man

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There's a new Meme in town-Cigar Man-is here and you just never know where Cigar Man willl pop up next.

Hello, my name is Cigar Head-Wrap Man 2X
That's right! The world is lookin' at me
Tiger biffs it, and I'm right in front for all to see
I'm like Waldo...hidin' son.
Right before your eyes, or maybe under the gun
I hide in logs and in blogs
And in vlogs and sometimes grogs
Eatin' tofu with Jim and Wade Boggs.
Is that a handkerchief?
No
Is that a turban?
Maybe
People keep askin' if I'm Pakistani
But I ain't man
I'm a Sikh man,
At least I might be man,
Or maybe I'm Italian
I go to Barbershop with Waluigi
To trim our mustaches and eat some ziti

Hello, My name is Cigar Head-Wrap Man 2X

I beat Chuck Norris in races every day.
Me on a centaur and him on a plane
I've tied up fifty five walruses with one eye lash
Sold the world's most interesting man for 5 dollars cash
The man your man could smell like gets his scent from me
A doo rag sweat and cigar smoke potpourri.

I must go...I'm sorry to say.
But keep your eyes open everyday.
I might be at the mall, I might be at the zoo.
I might be ridin' across Alaska on a kangaroo

Goodbye, my name is Cigar Head-Wrap Man 3X

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[QuizGuy66]

Favorite part: 6 walruses times 9 = 55

lol

[thesurfingviolinist]

@QuizGuy66 Hey approximations are appropriate on YT, right?

[SalfromNY]

Funny but it's not a turban, it's a red headed wig!

[thesurfingviolinist]

@SalfromNY Yeah, I made one for that once I realized-same tune, with adjusted lyrics.

[thegoosebrain]

Its NOT a turban. Its a red haired ladies wig.

[EntinludeX]

I know htis sng is TOTALLY inaccurate, but it is still catchy as hell.

[SparklingCookie12]

i wonder how the real guy feels about this xD

[xIIxRUExIIx]

Do a remix. lol add more lyrics too. lol

[DISACC]

Wow i just found this guy right now. I guess thats really late.



[warguy58]

Ruined Cigar Guy.

[1BoomerTEE]

CIGAR GUY...hope you didn't bet on TIGER this past weekend in Shanghai. Fairway percentages are great and impressive but, PUTTING wins-the-Tournament!

CHEERS,

Boomer Tee (yourscoreyourway@yahoo.com)

[1BoomerTEE]

Hi Cigar guy...have a "trivia" question for you about Tiger. Since he's playing in Shanghai this weekend and, NOT doing so well especially in the PUTTING category, what 3 pros did better than him in the putting stats this year????? What do they all-have-in-common. Hint...one was Zach Johnson and, the others did NOT have Laser surgery. ANSWER will appear on YT 3 hours before tournament end tomorrow. Cheers mate

Boomer Tee(yourscoreyourway@yahoo.com­)

[vlorraine94]

my friend started this!!!! I remember him posting the original pic on some forum bored hes in my tech school class for computer maitenence and networking

[tatripp]

I wish i could dress up as this guy for halloween

[jannny]

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