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The Matrix In 5 Seconds (Alternate Version)

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Uploaded by on Jul 23, 2009

READ THE DESCRIPTION I am not taking credit for this footage. All footage of "The Matrix" in this video belongs to Warner Brothers/Warner Home Video Copyright 1999. It does not, in any way, shape, or form belong to me.

That being said, here is my version of "The Matrix In 5 Seconds"

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  • "My name... is NEO!"

    "Ok Mr. Neo Anderson"

  • Just about it lol

  • Should have done "My name... is..."

    "Mr Anderson..."

  • MR ANDERSON

  • MY NAME IS NEO MR>ANDERSON

  • that's not 5 seconds

  • Rusty trombone is a euphemism for a sexual act in which a man stands with his knees and back slightly bent, with feet at least shoulder width apart in order to expose the anus.[1] The other partner typically kneels behind the man and performs anilingus while reaching up beneath the testicles or around the body to manually administer rapid up and down motions of the penis, mimicking the motions of a trombone player.

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