Cheese Touch Rap - Diary of a Wimpy Kid

STOOOOPPPPP! STOP. Good God, man,
You almost got the cheese touch.
The What? What? What? What?
You almost got the cheese touch.

You don't know about the cheese touch? (O MY GOSHHHH)
It started with a kid named Darren Walsh.
He extended his finger, squatted down on his knees
And a girl screamed out "Darren touched the cheese!!!"

Like somebody farted, they all turned and ran.
That was when Darren formulated a plan.
To lose the cheese touch you have to pass it on.
A frenzy was beginning. A game was born.

STOOOOPPPPP! STOP. Good God, man,
You almost got the cheese touch.
The What? What? What? What?
You almost got the cheese touch.

Spreading through the school like nuclear cooties
Even to the dudes sitting there doing their dooties.
Everyone was nervous, screaming and squirmin'
And then it went away with Dieter the German!

Cheese touch was gone like BOOM BOOM POW!
And all Greg and Rowley can say is "WOW."
The cheese waits for another victim to disgrace
And Chirag says, "This is a terrible place."

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• cheese touch
• wimpy kid
• movie

[superbean62]

Karan Brar rocks! I AM HIS BIGGEST FAN! (I'm really 10)

[MegaCandyman14]

awesome!!!!!! that is hilarios!!! thumbs up if youu agree!! :D

[MegaCandygirl16]

I luv doawk !!!!

[mariofan027]

KEEP PRESSING 5 THEN YOU WILL HEAR "THEN A GAY WAS BORN!"

[Joanislam]

press 7 while watching the video!

[blueberryblast1]

I LOVE KJARAN BAR!!!!! He's one of my fave actors!

[Joanislam]

pause the video and press 9

[MrMiniLeon245]

1:00 BOOM BOOM POW! Thats not even part of Diary Of A Wimpy Kid

[imsoawesome26]

but in our football pitch we have a mouldy piece of fish... OH GOD... THE FISH TOUCH!

[superman78075]

Great nice one that's so cool and hilarious !!!!!

[greenandblueareaweso]

So cool