Phatency - Stalemate (a Portal song)

Download url: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14548792/Phatency_-_Stalemate.mp3
Music by Phatency
Video by nättispagetti. Big thanks!

Vocals are from Portal 2. They are sung by: Stephen Merchant (Wheatley), Ellen McLain (GLaDOS) and Joe Romersa (Announcer).

Lyrics:

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Now, there's a lady, umm..

Continue.

- who could resolve
any button-based disputes
if they should arise.

Good.

There's a lady
who could resolve
any button-based dispute
if one should arise.

Ohh..

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Alright, it is true
that you don't have the qualifications.
But, but, but you've got
something far more important than that:
serious brain damage.

Hahaha, that's not funny.
But then when you think about it,
it's technically your fault.
Technically your fault.

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But have I ever told you the qualities that I love most in you?
I love, in order, number one:
cognitive deterioration
and number one also tied:
Button-pushing. I love
button-pushing.
And brain damage.

Are you broken?
Umm. 'TRUE'. I'll go 'true'.
It looks like you're malfunctioning.
Ahh. 'FALSE'. I'll go 'false'.
Are you trying to **** with me?
Umm... apple.

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Category:

Music

Tags:

• portal
• song
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• wheatley
• glados
• stalemate
• Ellen
• McLain
• Stephen
• Merchant
• Joe
• Romersa
• phatency
• core
• accepted
• detected
• alternate
• substitute
• button
• brain
• damage
• dispute
• apple
• fl
• studio
• remix

[okkero]

Could I use this in, say a music video? I mean, if I ever made one.

[Phatency]

@okkero Yes you could, please contact me if you do. I only require credit for the music.

[TechSteve21]

"Are you trying to **** with me?

Umm... apple."

Hahaha!! This is brilliant! :D

[EnergyDirective]

If I were ever in need of someone to soundtrackify a random tuneless piece of dialogue, I would come straight to you. Damn brilliant.

[Mario1999562]

Notice at the end of the URL, it says "Team" in another way..

[tehtros]

I am probably not the first person to say this, but this video deserves WAY more views than it has. Seriously. This is amazing.

[VitaumM22]

Stalemate Resolved~

[MrXGameZ]

STALEMATE DETECTED :3

[MrXGameZ]

@TheRawhide15 haha ¬¬

[kibaloveswarriors234]

Cool

[TheRawhide15]

I think my youtube might be broken... Its only showing my views xD