Can You Hear Me Now? -BluefishTV.com

This clever parody of a "Verizon" commercial (Can You Hear Me Now?) points out our connection to God is anytime and anywhere and unlimited. A funny sermon illustration.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Communication
• God
• Prayer
• cell
• verizon
• call
• unlimited
• spoof
• parody
• bluefishtv

[myheart97]

You dont go to hells by the deeds you did or didnt do. You go to hell because you didnt accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior.

[guisouzadias]

hehe nice

[DetectiveNigbone]

how is this clever....

[ilovejesus107]

@myheart97 I agree with you.

[thecomfortisnow]

@myheart97 Amen.

[palms911112]

@LolatheNiceOne god made hell for satan. He didn't make it for us. And he dosent want anyone to go there... we determine our fate... if you accept jesus you will go to heaven if you don't hten you will go to hell.

[flipflops373]

@jux55 God clearly states in the bible he despises sin, he being an all powerful God, can't stand sin. You can't excuse sin for being human! Because adam and eve chose to eat the forbidden fruit, they allowed sin to enter the world. Which is why Jesus died on the cross for us! To save us from out sin, so that we don't have to be perfect! Because in a sinful world that is impossible unless you are God! And God won't tolerate sin. Not even a little white lie. He sacrificed his own life for YOU! B

[jux55]

@aviatormxpilot i thought it was an open forum for dialogue. i mean i think thats what the internet is about. Are people just supposed to skip over things people say without trying to get a perspective of what someone else is saying?...maybe even challenge it just a tad.

[aviatormxpilot]

@jux55 Say what? "STD's are because of fornication not cleanliness or diet"? <---what poit are trying to make?

as for perverts/crimals like the preists and pastors you speak of, these people along with the people that harbotr them will pay a price, sooner or later they all do. again, why the heck did you evern write/respond to my comment?

[jux55]

i think if i was Yeshua Ben Yosef, I would despise mankind. Why you ask? Instead of adhering to what someone is sharing, we deify the messenger, therefore removing any responsibility from us. Look how we slander stars yet take no responsibility for what we do everyday.

[jux55]

@LolatheNiceOne

God doesn't hate sin. Sin is what makes you human. Sin is any thought that wasn't pre-programmed by an adult when you were a child. Life is about responsibility. Noone is going to punish you. When humans are not responsible, we create cycles of pain, stress, and suffering. Those things are no fun unless there's something mentally wrong with us. All in all, we try to avoid those 3 things.

[jux55]

@aviatormxpilot

Have you been to hell??

STD's are because of fornication not cleanliness or diet? what does God think about child molesting Priests and Pastors. Do they get STD's? Oh no, they get relocated to other churches and are still allowed to practice around children.