kissing, bitches and kittens [part 1]

Okay. There's something I need to let out of my system. It's hard, but I must do it. I, Mona Louis, haven't kissed anyone. Ever. Well maybe in kinder garden, but that doesn't really count. it was only a peck, and I told the kid I hated he's legos. It broke the poor boys heart.
Yeah I know what you're probably thinking right now. "Gee what a freak". Alright, im 15 years old and haven't kissed someone, but I mean, what's the big deal ? Plenty of girls my age haven't kissed yet.
Oh who am I kidding ? I am a freak. National geographic should write a story about me. I mean how did it happen ? How did I get this far without lip-locking with a cute guy ? Or even a nerd ! Am I that disgusting ?
"Mona, you're beautiful on the inside and out", I wish I wouldn't believe my mom when I was young. I would avoid this awkward situation. I mean it's not like I'm hideous or anything, but there's probably gazillion girls out there who are 10 times more gorgeous than I am. But why go so far, all the girls in my school are 10 times prettier than me. Well maybe except Lizzie, she's been eating glue since the first grade, but even she's been kissed by Max Lunger.
It's not like I didn't have boyfriends before. I ruled elementary school ! I still hold the record for dating 5 boys at a time. Ahh.. Good old times.
But in London, high school is a different story. I guess holding hands doesn't mean much anymore, does it ?
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15+ comments to next part.
so this is supposed to be a comedy. and there's NOTHING wrong if you haven't kissed and ur 15. take ur time, no need to be rushed (:
just something that popped into my head..hope you like it.
April.

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[MusicNTwilightLover]

Loved it!

[KDinhNguyen]

next

[TheNileyGirl]

ohh i likke thiis ! next onne pllz

[xxRawrForeverxx]

haha i like itt(:

[hsmjordan95]

ahahaha this is sooo funny!

"well except lizzie, she's been eating glue since the first grade."

love itttt! :)

[nileyjemiandmore]

Are you sure you're not writing about me? I mean except the London part, the name's part and the elementary school part cause I didn't go there, but other than that everything looks just like my life! I'm pathetic aren't I? :(

But on the other hand, LOVED IT! =))

Can't wait for the next one!

[lenebraes]

aaaah so good =D! <3

[logzi2]

This is amazing, look forward to the next :D

[96skyler]

amazing!!!!!!1