We have the world's most uncomfortable futon in the world. It's also broken. We were just about fed up with it when we decided to write a song based off of My Humps and make a video out of it. Here... is the result. Lyrics are below:
What you gon' do with all them lumps?
All them lumps inside your frump?
I'ma make, make, make, make you slump,
Get you slump all on my lumps.
My lump, my lump, my lump, my lump, my lump,
My lump, my lump, my lump, my lovely futon lumps (Check it out)
I drive my roommates crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They do their homework on me,
They always watchin TV,
Econ and statistics,
English and linguistics
RuPaul, they be watchin'
All the drag queens who be lookin fly
Brother I ain't askin,
They say they love their Carlton,
TTS, ABDC,
I say stop, but they keep sittin'
So I keep on lumpin'
And yes I'm still broken
They must have some thick skin
I keep on demonstratin.
My lumps (lumps), my lumps, my lumps, my lumps (lumps)
You love my futon lumps lumps (lumps),
My lumps, my lump, my lump (lumps),
My lumps they got you,
She's got me crampin'.
(Oh) All the time you're sleepin on me and spending time on me.
She's got me crampin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your time on me, up on me, on me
What you gon' do with all them lumps?
All them lumps inside your frump?
I'ma make, make, make, make you jump,
Get you jump right off my lumps.
What you gon' do with all them springs?
All them springs that bring me stings?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my lumps (ha), my lumps, my lumps, my lumps (what).
My lumps, my lumps, my lumps (ha), my lovely futon lumps (Check it out)
I bought this couch right off a website
They said hey, hey, hey, the price is right.
It could be your futon, give me all your cash-ey
It is sort of trashy.
I mix your bum with my futon lumps,
Bummy, Bummy futon
Mix your bum with my futon lumps, what what in the buuuutttt.
They say I make them happy,
The boys they want a nappy.
Always drinkin, then there's me,
Use me for recovery,
Then they feel my lump, lump.
Covered in my frump, frump.
You can lay but you can't straddle,
If you straddle I'ma start some breakin,
You don't want no breakin,
No, no breakin, I be like the Kraken
So don't pull on my springs, please,
You're just an easy sleeze,
I'm just tryin' to appease,
Your big fat rump.
With My lumps, my lumps, my lumps, my lumps,
My lump, my lump, my lump, my lump, my lump, my lump.
My painful futon lumps (lumps)
My painful futon lumps (lumps)
My painful futon lumps (lumps)
As a bed and as a couch (lumps)
My lumps they got you,
She's got me crampin'.
(Oh) All the time you're sleepin on me and spending time on me.
She's got me crampin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your time on me, up on me, on me
What you gon' do with all that pain?
All that pain that you obtain?
I'ma make, make, make, you complain.
You complain 'bout that pain.
What you gon' do wit all that ass?
All that ass that passes gas?
I'ma use, use, use, use Febreez
Use Febreez all in my seams.
We need more pillows
(Oh) All the time you're sleepin on me and spending time on me.
We need more pillows
(Oh) Spendin all your time on me, on me, on me.
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Quick! There's no time!by carohudy245 views
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deversbarty 1 year ago