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Published on May 7, 2012

Mike Sui an American in China, got bored and tried to emulate personality from 12 different countries, including as a chinese. As a result, a very funny video.

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  • melloyeellow

    melloyeellow 1 year ago

    hey! a few nitpicks on the translation (but good job! esp with the japanese, i don't know any.)

    0:14 'foreigners', not expats

    0:19 he's saying "yes, yes, I love you very much", not "cute", but he's trying to sound all casual and not sappy while doing it. (right? 'cute' doesn't make sense)

    2:27 "No chance" instead of "no show"

    3:11 more colloquially, "let's drink it all day"

    5:32 not Cambridge, but Tsinghua University, one of the top schools in China

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  • EzioAuditore164

    EzioAuditore164 1 year ago

    OMG! SOUNDS LIKE LI LEI SAID: "NO TOURIST SEX!" HAHAHAHA I DIED OF LAUGHTER AT THAT PART! XD

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  • SuperFruitfulness

    SuperFruitfulness 6 days ago

    SUPER SICK GUY!!!! great vid!!!! MORE!!!!

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  • Gary Li

    Gary Li 4 weeks ago

    Hahahhaaaaaa. I'm de Chinese

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  • xgrass1

    xgrass1 1 month ago

    What the fuck! U motherfaker.

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  • Wu Ting

    Wu Ting 1 month ago

    Still gets me. Impressed by his chinese accents. 是混血，如果是纯种的白人能说成这样，就更特么牛B了！~ 哈~

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  • 小元 蕭

    小元 蕭 1 month ago

    沒, 台灣有很MAN的男人.

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  • MastaKadaj

    MastaKadaj 1 month ago

    Nigga, what the fuck are you even talking about? All I did was explain something to someone. Are you stupid or some shit?

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  • Zhang Chi

    Zhang Chi 1 month ago

    It just a video, no one cares the fucking japanese he speaks right or not, no one does care, ok? Mr. encyclopedia

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    MastaKadaj 1 month ago

    What the fuck are you even talking about? Are you even replying to the correct person? Nothing you're saying has any relevance to my comment.

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  • Zhang Chi

    Zhang Chi 1 month ago

    Hey, douchebag. He translated Chinese straight to japanese, it means "I'm wearing no pants", if u think that's one of ur names, u can take it.

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  • MrRikkyo

    MrRikkyo 2 months ago

    混血吧？嘴型不错，挺有感觉～

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