Purell Food Sanitizer

A bold step forward in the field of hygiene.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• purell
• hand
• sanitizer
• hygiene
• food
• apple
• chicken
• candy
• bar
• fake
• ad
• commercial
• parody
• satire
• spoof
• funny
• bridge
• groom
• wedding
• marriage
• tuxedo
• gown
• toilet
• barf
• puke

[waverlyflams]

I'd love to get married today.

[EscapePodFilms]

@waverlyflams Attention everyone! Escape Pod and Waverly are getting married.

[7llamasforyou]

is that all it works for?? apples.candy bars. and chicken??

[jjbisapartyfreak]

eating on the crapper

[Flooshful]

:D i just tried this amazi...ng.....oh it may cause barfing, eh life isnt easy.

[awsomedudet1]

ew

[FoundationsofPause]

48 PAK at COSTCO :D

[delohumo]

haha it says under no more barfing "warning may cause barfing"

[johnnytastetest]

@EasyBakeSmiles - Maybe it's because in the movies they're just prop toilets, and actors try to make the best of the scene and hug the bowl.

The toilet scene in Trainspotting is how I think of most toilets. I don't even want to go near 'em.

[EasyBakeSmiles]

@johnnytastetest Yeah I do! Seriously I would like to know who enjoys hugging their toilet as they puke..Lmaoo, no one does that

[johnnytastetest]

@EasyBakeSmiles - My toilet is never clean. Even when I clean it, I don't really do a good job. But do you know what I mean? When people are sick in the movies and stuff, they're pictured hugging the bowl and whatnot. No way I'd do that. There's my hair....cat hair...dried piss....and who knows what else all over!

[EasyBakeSmiles]

@johnnytastetest my toilet is always clean, and I never toouch when I barf..its fucking gross lol