Falicor... el Iluminati - Capitulo 1 - La Luna es mia y si me da la gana la exploto coño

El estreno del primer capítulo de: "Falicor... el Iluminati" Falicor es un falso mesías del Nuevo Orden Mundial (ó en inglés New World Order NWO) y su élite Illuminati.

Vive en Puerto Rico, en el Barrio Maguayo en Dorado (cerca del Naranjo's Pub 'onde Felipe), le gustan las galletas Panky y en cada capítulo revelará los planes para dominar el mundo mas ridículos, estupitontos y de "ciencia ficción", que jamás pudiesen ser ciertos y mucho menos que puedan llevarse acabo... ¿O... serán ciertos?

"Por que soy Falicor,
el Iluminati,
te hago un hechizo
con galletas Panky,
domino el mundo,
con palabras y pantis,
y te lo empujo mongo,
pa que no te trankes!"

por Falicor Rolando Mordecay Rothschild

Soundtrack:
Gamma Ray- Album- No World Order - Introduction
[Music/Lyrics: Hansen]

Illuminati
You've come to take control
You can take my heartbeat
But you can't break my soul
We all shall be free

Illuminati
You'll never take control
Your new world order
Will lead to none at all
We all stand before you as one
Heaven is for everyone
To be free from the dark

Links a Ilumi-Noticias:

"NASA preapares to bomb the moon"
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/space/5566137/Nasa-pr...

"NASA's mission to bomb the moon"
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=nasas-mission-to-bomb-the-mo...

"NASA to bomb moon"
http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheat-sheet/item/nasa-to-bomb-moon/space-odyssey/

"Moon misson looking at possible colony sites"
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/06/17/MNJ41887O2.DTL

"NASA bombing in cause for worry"
http://www.rense.com/general86/moonbomb.htm

"After 40 years' reflection, laser moon mirror project is axed.
US research that began with the first Apollo landing - and helped to prove that the moon is moving away from Earth - is to be axed"
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2009/jun/21/mcdonald-observatory-space-l...

"United Nations Office of Outer Space Affairs:

RESOLUTION ADOPTED BY THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY
2222 (XXI). Treaty on Principles Governing the Activities of States in the Exploration and Use of Outer Space, including the Moon and Other Celestial Bodies"
http://www.oosa.unvienna.org/oosa/en/SpaceLaw/gares/html/gares_21_2222.html

"NASA: The Lunar CRater Observation and Sensing Satellite (LCROSS)"
http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/LCROSS/main/index.html

"NASA moon bombing violates space law & may cause conflict with lunar ET/UFO civilizations"
http://www.examiner.com/x-2912-Seattle-Exopolitics-Examiner~y2009m6d19-NASA-m...

"Alien Presence on the Moon? Moon Anomalies."
http://www.ufocasebook.com/moon.html

"UFO's on the moon 2"
http://ufos.about.com/od/nasaufos/p/ufosmoon2.htm

"Hollow Moon?"
http://www.onelight.com/thei/hollowmoon.html

"Our earth is hollow!"
http://www.ourhollowearth.com/

Category:

Comedy

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[darkcoeficient]

que carajos? lol mano, no se ni que pensar. introduccion con power metal, y esa pendejada lol lool lol

[marieeb123]

can you translate in english? this looks very funny!! subtitles would be fine!

[Ninosestelares]

JAJAJA Cositas con niños.