Jeff Winger Makes A Lot of Speeches

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We've known each other for almost two years now. And yeah, in that time, I've given a lot of speeches. But they all have one thing in common: They're all different. These drug runners aren't going to execute Pierce because he's racist! It's a locomotive that runs on us. And the only sharks in that water, are the emotional ghosts that I like to call FEAR, anchovies, FEAR and the dangers of ingesting mercury! Because the real bugs aren't the ones in those beds. And there's no such a thing as a free Caesar salad, and even if there were, The Cape still might find a second life on cable. And I'll tell you why: El corazón del agua es verdad. That water is A LIE! Harrison Ford is radiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions! So maybe we are caught in an endless cycle of screw-ups and hurt feelings, but I choose to believe it's just the universe's way of molding us into some kind of super group..

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  • Best speech scene on tv. ever.

  • Harrison Ford

    is irradiating our testicles

    with microwave

    satellite transmissions!

    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  • PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS AWESOME SERIE AWAY!!!!!!!!!!

  • @andreaparenti006 Of course not. He just has really awesome pectoral muscles.

  • Pierce's dad at 0:32, Jeff is talking about ghosts, they joked earlier in the series that Pierce's mom say his dad's ghost again, but Pierce then confirmed that she only thinks he's dead.

    Please don't start a fight about continuity, I just think it's a good visual gag.

  • "Yes Troy... like the Travelling Wilburys OF PAIN."

    Oh, Jeff Winger. I am so glad network television finally gave Joel McHale his rightful place.

  • It's a locomotive that runs on US!

  • lol nice speech but a question... isn't he having boobs at 0:08? lol

  • LOL One of my favorite episodes from season 2. The only other show that comes CLOSE to Community right now are probably modern family and it's always sunny in philadelphia.

  • i have a huge crush on Joel Mchale! the guy is so sexy and he doesn't even realize it

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