Brendon: Yesterday I was a complete asshole, a complete idiot. And I broke my toe. While! While, I was doing a back flip and I landed on my friend's foot, and broke HIS foot. So, I'm the asshole. It's my fault. It's my fault he's limping, I'm limping. They have to carry me around all day, I'm not complaining. But, I'm-- I'm the the asshole. So I just had to get that off my chest. I didn't really tell anybody yet. So thank you for listening. You guys, you guys are better than my therapist! You're fucking awesome with listening. That's what's great you.
(Not sure/Ian?): No excuses! Play like a champion!
Brendon: SHIT, I'M SORRY! I'M SO SORRY. I-- I TRY NOW, AND I TRY AND I TRY.
Dallon: You're doing great. Isn't he doing great, folks?
Brendon: You know what? And you guys are going to forget that my toe's broken. Because fuck it, it's already-- it can't get any more broken. So that's all I have for the moment. If it needs to go, you know, it needs to go. It just needs to go. It's okay. Ahh, so to totally redeem myself, let's play an old one--
Spencer: No, no, no.
Brendon: Oh, no?
Spencer: No, no, no! We're going to cut it off right now on stage.
(Crowd cheers)
Brendon: Do you want to see them cut my toe off right now!? Who wants to see blood!? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? I want to see blood. I want to see my own blood! (walks towards Spencer) But NOBODY makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! (walks away) Except for me. So we're gonna cancel that one. Maybe later. We'll figure it out. We'll cut something off.
Spencer: That's the third encore.
Bredon: The third encore.
Spencer: Stick around for that.
Brendon: Stick around. Two hours after the show, we might cut off my toe.
Spencer: Three hours we're gonna cut off his toe.
Noo! Poor Brendon!! But he's hilarious!! xD
TheGingerbear22 7 months ago