Genesis: Adam And Eve Prove The Bible... Is A Load Of Shit

The absurd nature of the first three pages of the Bible. I encourage everyone to read Genesis and laugh out loud

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[Pato5150]

Adam and eve were not the first humans on earth and you read it on Genesis 1:27. God created man in "his" own image. I don't know what bible your reading and the answer to another question. "Who was around with god if there was no one around?" there's angels! You said something about us being full of sin and whatever, well duh, remember Adam and eve? C'mon man study this stuff. God bless. ALL PRAISE TO JESUS.

[daswann14]

@Pato5150 "Adam and eve were not the first humans on earth and you read it on Genesis 1:27. God created man in "his" own image. I don't know what bible your reading and the answer to another question. "Who was around with god if there was no one around?" there's angels! You said something about us being full of sin and whatever, well duh, remember Adam and eve? C'mon man study this stuff. God bless. ALL PRAISE TO JESUS." WTF are you babbling about, this post is nonsensical.

[777Edub]

odviously there is nothing really anybody can tell you at this point but man seek the Lord regaurdles if you beleive in him or not He and Satan are very much alive. The choice is easy choose Jesus and be spared or by default choose satan and die. satan loves that you dont beleive, he could care less. I just pray that God opens yours eyes before he comes back because after Jesus comes back for his people I PROMISE YOU, u wont wanna be here to see what happens next. God bless brova

[daswann14]

@777Edub That doesn't even make sense. Seek Thor and Loki even though you don't believe in them. It's nonsensical. Jesus and Satan do not exist, I hope you see that bruh.

[MiamiSteve07]

@777Edub wow, you are actually insane... youve been brain washed, very sad. Hes not coming back as he never existed. next!

[daswann14]

@MiamiSteve07 Lol.

[lysol420]

Even if your god does exist, he is an asshole..

[OshidaYaguchi]

adam and eve were suppose to eat from the tree--it's the plan, YO!

[OshidaYaguchi]

god's talking to jesus. also time is irrelevant to god so the days mean nothing. they don't mean days as in our days! just like jupiter's days are different than ours. Time is irrelevent.

[Pato5150]

Rest means cessation of work,

[tpodomik]

okay you assholes. what about the dinosaurs. the dinosaurs were reptiles and mammals or whatever they were (not the point). day 1 god created this and day 2 this and that and so on then humans last. well its a FACT that dinosaurs were alive thousands and thousands of years before human beings. so if god created dinos on day 5 and humans day 6?.....i call bullshit. Evolution is how WE humans were created. and it all had psylocibin and primates.