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Uploaded by on Nov 21, 2011

Hi, Billy Mays here for Billy Mays toilet insurance because nothing is more important than protecting your toilet!

R.I.P. Billy Mays 1958 - 2009

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Billy Mays: Why am I smashing my toilet with this hammer? To show you the amazing protection you get from toilet insurance! Hi, Billy Mays here to share with you the most important product I have ever endorsed, access to Billy Mays toilet insurance for everyone! This could be the most important call you make! Finally, toilet insurance you can actually afford and I'm not talking about some discount toilet! I'm talking about Billy Mays toilet insurance! Even our most affordable plans have coverage for pounding, drilling, or damage to your toilet...

Plumber: ...tank parts...

Billy Mays: ...that break down over time, and so much more! Even if you already have toilet insurance, call right now and find out how you might be able to dramatically run over my toilet with this six thousand pound car! That's the power and protection of Billy Mays toilet insurance! Even after continuous pounding, these toilets don't break! Billy Mays will help you decide which policy is best for your needs and budget! No matter who you are, what your age or income, whatever your situation, nothing is more important than protecting your toilet and I will show you how! With Billy Mays toilet insurance, you'll finally be saying I can have affordable toilet insurance and affordable toilet insurance is something I'm really passionate about and when I say affordable, I mean you can actually afford it, but you can't afford not to make this call! You have nothing to loose, but everything to gain!



This is a parody intended for entertainment purposes only. I did not intend to offend Billy Mays by making this. As a parody,I believe to the best of my knowledge that it constitutes fair use of the commercials' content. I do not own the copyright to any of the commercials used in making this parody.

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  • R.I.P. Billy Mays :(

  • LOL Toilet Insurance. I can buy a toilet faster then insurance. XD

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