British Army Being Sung Out Of A Pub

Real footage of British Army entering a pub in the north and not exactley getting a welcome. Fair paly to the soilders they realise they aren't welcome and leave.


I drove my saracen through your garden last night
Sing up the RA
I kicked your front door down around at midnight
Sing up the RA
Oh somthing's telling me boy you're avoiding me
And when I find you, you will go for your tea

Oh I've got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots
I've got a lovely new flak jacket and a lovely khaki suit
And when we go on night patrol we hold each others hands
We are the British army and we're here to take your land

My good friend Bertie he's in the UDR
Who-ar, Who-ar
Searching for weapons he will go near and far
Who-ar, Who-ar
Up around by Cappagh you'd never find him there
Oh the only gun he'd get there is an armalite in his ear

Oh I've got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots
I've got a lovely new flak jacket and a lovely khaki suit
And when we go on night patrol we hold each others hands
We are the British army and we're here to take your land

My good friend Trevor he's in the RUC
I see, I see
but now they've handed him his redundancy
I see, I see
The folks along the border won't be seeing him any more
That Provo sniper will be missing him for sure

Oh I've got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots
I've got a lovely new flak jacket and a lovely khaki suit
And when we go on night patrol we hold each others hands
We are the British army and we're here to take your land

My good friend Nigel he's in the SAS
Oh yes, Oh yes
He said a change is just as good as arrest
Oh yes, Oh yes
But now they've gone and posted him way down to Crossmaglen
He wishes to blazes he was back in jail again

Oh I've got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots
I've got a lovely new flak jacket and a lovely khaki suit
And when we go on night patrol we hold each others hands
We are the British army and we're here to take your land

My good friend Sammy he's in the DUP
I see, I see
An outstanding member as all the world can see
I see, I see
I can go up to to Donegal if you want to have some fun
He said I'll take a run there if I have nothing on

Oh I've got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots
I've got a lovely new flak jacket and a lovely khaki suit
And when we go on night patrol we hold each others hands
We are the British army and we're here to take your land

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• British
• Army
• The
• North
• Northen
• Ireland
• Kinky
• Boots

[MegaCelticbhoy123]

i have to say i could watch this vid all day it makes me laugh so much. im only 18 but what i have learnt from my parents gives no one the right to say im to young.. fuck 1690 we want a replay#

were doing the huddle when rangers die!!

[robsargent4]

@UKGrowerz well the UK is a (sovereign) state in another meaning of the word (or at least it's meant to be). You're right, there is no officially English state any more. I should've omiited the words "is &" in my previous comment, but my point was really that all states are by their nature oppressive.

[UKGrowerz]

@robsargent4 i would of just fucking left your comment alone but English state? what the fuck England is a country not a state only Americans have fucking states.

[fergieuth]

the brits took that in gud humour lol pity the rest wudnt take the hint get out te fk haha

[TheArmySheep]

@Laffo32 It isn't a fake, my dads done the same as in that video when he was out there, ... I see ya point though, it does look set up :)

[oglaighnaheireann69]

Its a Stickie pub up the falls

[GuyPennebaker]

@Laffo32 the uniforms are official

[Laffo32]

Cannot help but think this is fake.. must have been done as a laugh and not real soldiers cos i absolutely 100% believe that if they were real British soldiers in a pub in the North of Ireland durin the troubles they would not have been walkin out of there haha

[TheMaxHancock]

@lfcmanfan5 how ignorant are you?,so you hate the british army but your account name has liverpool football club in it,hypocrite.

[megafitzer321]

haha were was this in crossmaglen best vid i every seen in me liof