Screaming Like A Girl! Bird Gets in my Apartment!

Damned thing was going crazy and screaming (so I was I, like a little girl!)... Keep in mind that I live on the 34th floor in Manhattan and our windows are hinged with safety locks that only allow them to open 2 inches.. The only way it got in was that it landed on the window sill and decided to climb in and check things out!!! Sorry about the profanity.. had to crop the iPhone video because I held it vertically... Also, bird was fine.. After I locked up the dog, it flew around my apartment just fine (no broken wing) and I finally caught it with a towel and put it back on the edge of the sill and it flew away! I figure he told the same story I did, just from a different perspective.. "Dude, the craziest **** just happened.... You won't believe it..." but he didn't have an iPhone to prove it to his friends!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• bird
• terror
• the birds
• manhattan
• scream like a girl
• scared
• funny
• humor
• attack