Dick Freedom - Commies Down Under
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@BarerRudeROC, it's funny that you drew that conclusion from the complaints of the bums and the hippies that plague our streets. Maybe you should, IDK, visit America first, maybe talk to some actual hard working Americans, then I'll actually take what you have to say seriously.
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@ErwinRommelish Funny thing is every american I've ever met agrees that the education and health system sucks.
You know it's bad when you have to pay in total $50'000 to enter university when other countries only have to pay €3000.
Your damage control sucks.
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@BarerRudeROC, . . . okay, thanks for the compliment, but I asked you to tell me a joke.
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@ErwinRommelish America has an amazing health and education system.
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@RonDarling12, me too. :D It's so nice to meet a sane person on the internet once in a while. :D
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@agbengip, no, I'm pretty sure that it means we hate communists. It's kind of retarded to say you hate communism 'cause communism's just an idea and is useless without communists to put it to work. All in all, we hate communists.
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@BarerRudeROC, lol, that's a good joke bro. Tell another.
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He does the best Cold War-era American agent voice ever.
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i think him ripping off the mustache only to show another mustache was the funniest part of this xD
Dick: Gee, it sure is boring around here.
President: M'boy, this democracy is what all true detectives strive for!
Dick: I just wonder what Stalin's up to!
*Swoosh*
Uncle Sam: Sir, Stalin and his comrades have taken over Afghanistan!
Prez: Hmm. Must we really help?
Sam: It is written, only Dick Freedom can defeat Stalin!
Dick: Great! I'll grab my stuff!
Sam: There is no time, your scotch is enough.
vihannes3 2 years ago 76
Dick Freedom for president in 2012!
darkarbiter7 2 years ago 29