Books of the Bible: In one breathe

I may accidentally slur some together because i only have so much breath =P

Here they are:

The Old Testament 1. Genesis
2. Exodus
3. Leviticus
4. Numbers
5. Deuteronomy
6. Joshua
7. Judges
8. Ruth
9. 1 Samuel
10. 2 Samuel
11. 1 Kings
12. 2 Kings
13. 1 Chronicles
14. 2 Chronicles
15. Ezra
16. Nehemiah
17. Esther
18. Job
19. Psalms
20. Proverbs
21. Ecclesiastes
22. Song of Solomon
23. Isaiah
24. Jeremiah
25. Lamentations
26. Ezekiel
27. Daniel
28. Hosea
29. Joel
30. Amos
31. Obadiah
32. Jonah
33. Micah
34. Nahum
35. Habakkuk
36. Zephaniah
37. Haggai
38. Zechariah
39. Malachi

The New Testament 1. Matthew
2. Mark
3. Luke
4. John
5. Acts (of the Apostles)
6. Romans
7. 1 Corinthians
8. 2 Corinthians
9. Galatians
10. Ephesians
11. Philippians
12. Colossians
13. 1 Thessalonians
14. 2 Thessalonians
15. 1 Timothy
16. 2 Timothy
17. Titus
18. Philemon
19. Hebrews
20. James
21. 1 Peter
22. 2 Peter
23. 1 John
24. 2 John
25. 3 John
26. Jude
27. Revelation

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[mistoryman953]

Wait what the hell did you just say???

[LoGear95]

ok im atheist, but all of the ones on here that are mocking this guy are pricks. i think this is pretty impressive

[xXShadowEyesXx]

@goldenhawk952 That's bad advice, kid.

[Echolyktuz]

It would have been more impresive if you recited the whole bible in one breathe.

[kevlaj23]

me too i'm gonna mumble something and say this is something in one breath

[kaplefff]

Tod Flanders?

[UncleSpankification]

That's a rather useless talent. But impressive none the less. Congratulations!

[HAVIBABIBU]

nice

[legoman4464]

good job

[goldenhawk952]

nice now read them all

[domo4760]

Oh, i thought he was gonna READ it lol.Now THAT would have been impressive.

[N0WAR1337]

@analbag9000 go fuck yourself and your sheepish religion