GOP Debate Song (Live)

This is a relatively untitled song about the upcoming GOP debate on YouTube.

Also see the music video version of this video at:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4f28pO17Ug

Lyrics:

The Grand Old Party's looking for
Somebody who can lead
Someone who is electable
And adheres to our creed

Some say the group is not diverse
They're white, they're men, but wait:
The Dems have just one candidate;
Republicans have eight

Rudy's leading all the polls
But can he win the base?
Mitt changed on abortion
Hist'ry he can't erase

Ron Paul would end the FDA
And that is just a start
Fred has just begun to run
But sure does look the part

Hunter tells us what to do
In foreign policy debates
Huckabee's compassionate
And lost a lot of weight

Tancredo says "let's build a fence"
Across the whole southwest
McCain is loved by many
And hated by the rest

We don't know who we're voting for
We don't know who will win
That's why we use YouTube to ask
Our questions of these men

Time is short, we're voting soon
And I just thought I'd mention
If we don't reach consensus, then
We'll decide at convention


This is the Longest Concert Evar, starring Pudge. Send requests to concertrequest@pudge.net, or post them here.

NOTE: this video was originally titled "LCE023 GOP Debate Song", as it is song #23 in the Longest Concert Evar, but the prefix has been (temporarily?) removed to reduce confusion.

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[EscalatingExecutive]

you didn't mention ron paul

[pudgenet]

@EscalatingExecutive Actually, yes, I did. He's right in there. I find it funny that Ron Paul fans are the only ones who think their candidate is left out even when he isn't. :-) You might want to check out my song "You Forgot Ron Paul," also on YouTube. :-D

[RapsAlive]

@pudgenet

Left out even though he isn't? Are you blind? He was given 90 seconds in a debate for christs sake. There isn't even a point of mentioning all the times he wins polls but the news source doesn't report it/reports it without saying Paul won. You're pretty blind to the republican primary it seems.

[pudgenet]

@RapsAlive Ummmm. Dude. This was about the debates in 2007. Check your calendar ... it's 2011.

[104Kojack]

Party of Jabba the Hutt looking for the boss of the country Qualifications : 1- big time liar; 2- a bad ass, hate-friendly bully; 3- good at starting wars; 4- bait&switch flim-flam man; 5- good at plausable deniability & coverups, if caught red handed; 6- money crazy with zero integrity; 7- poker face, for dumbing down smart people; 8- good at robbing Peter to pay Paul; 9- must be spin-happy at bull shitting the public; 10- be able to act dumber than Ronald Mac Donald .

[pudgenet]

@104Kojack Could be worse: could be Obama.