ET - Katy Perry Parody (EX BOYFRIEND)

COPYRIGHT. Written by Adrianna Bishop and Carly Crouse

Written about a certain someones ex boyfriend, just for fun. :)
He won't see this.... ;)

LYRICS:

I know a dirty guy, he don't bathe or shave
He wanna carve my face off using razorblades
I was cryin, he was lyin, now I'm rhyming
Cause he fu-u-u-u cked up, and I don't give a fuck
You're steppin to the danger zone, I'm steppin into fantasy
You'll live your life all alone, while boys are always chasin me
They're callin me their angel, Droolin' over what I got
Don't you come here runnin back, cause baby you are long forgot
You're so nauseating, you're such a fucking dick
And I'm tired of your shit and you're way too controlling
Sookin like a bitch and push me in the kitchen
They said be afraid, he's lyin and he's cheatin, but I didn't believe them
But you're so fucking crazy, cant believe i loved you
I'm now a whole nother girl, you're twisted and dimented
You've opened in my eyes, and I'm ready to go
Say hello to goodbye.
Boyfriend, E-Ex boyfriend, your haircut is disgusting
I hate your fucking guts and gag me. g-g-gag me
Used to be your victim, sure know how to pick em
Boy, you're embarrassing, you have a tiny wang
It's microscopical, so happy that you're gone.
Hatred intensifying, you go and run your mouth,
I know what you say about me. You're stuck masturbating
You are so pathetic
I'm now a whole nother girl, your words do not affect me
Your name is a joke and I'm ready to go
So cool story bro!
Psycho, s-s-psycho
you're clingy and you're jealous, hatin on my fellas
Kill me k k kill me
Months of my life wasted, wish I could erase it
Boy you're an idiot, I'm legit enough to quit
Our relationship was shit, I'm oh-so over it

I know that slut that you fucked
Even she mentioned that you really sucked
i know you thought that i was weak, but i am tough
Remember when you wanted me to suck your co--
Thinkin to myself "suck your own dick"
tell me what's next, beggin for sex?
I will regret you, then I will forget you
See, I aint your fuckin bitch so I tell you what to do
I tell you what to do
what to do, what to do
Miss me, m-m-miss me
get pleasure from my photo, you aint gettin no mo
text me, t-t-text me, you are so pathetic
giving me a headache
Boy I am better off, I've finally had enough
This song was just for fun, So happy that you're gone
I'm finally moving on, so happy that you're gone
Boy you're a dirty prick, so call your other chick
I'm sure she'll suck your dick, you make me fucking sick

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[TheDanceformers]

Lol, trust me. I questioned that of her a long time ago. She's been through with him for a long time now :):)

[Mikkishayeshayeb]

You guys are pretty(: And I love your voices

[TheDanceformers]

@Mikkishayeshayeb Thank you :)

[TheDanceformers]

I love us too <3

[moansters]

... oh my god. respect, legit.

[ReallyCoolSami]

I love this parody -keeps re-clicking like-

[nahyan911]

boy you're embarrassing LOOOOOOOOOOOL 

[KitKat047]

OMF , HEHEHEHE I EFFING LOVE THIS <3

[guyoby35]

best .......song..........ever



[Pu55ymgnet1234]

XD lol omg thats awsome lol

[ReallyCoolSami]

AWESOME

[adriannabee]

@iloveelvis2520 Good question. Haha...

[iloveelvis2520]

Not bad...but if he's all of this, why'd you date him...

[mrsgrumpy200]

DAMN i like dis song two thumbs up!!!!