QI - John Sessions Tells a Dirty Joke

I just think this is too funny to keep to myself.

It's about why actors shouldn't pause while on stage...:P

From QI Series 1 Episode 12.

Category:

Comedy

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• john
• sessions
• stephen
• fry
• alan
• davies
• phill
• jupitus
• sean
• lock

[DaibloDBZ2010]

@Hutcarlingos The Joke is "Never Pause on stage because you'll hear strange things coming from the audience, in this case, a Woman telling a man off for ejaculating semen over her Umbrella"

[celestialsalamander]

I don't get it

[mooxim]

It's less a joke and more a story or anecdote.

[IrateGamingZealot]

@prawnbutters Yeah you do, it's just not funny.

[Nat4Brendan]

@MrFabianGhosty He doesn't sounds anything like Stewie Griffin. :\

[prawnbutters]

I really dont get that joke...

[TheShad0w]

@DaibloDBZ2010 You're wrong he doesn't say man or woman.

[Willbutler]

in john gielguds case, was more likely ti have been a man

[superhamzah85]

I thought the joke was like, how you pause for a moment before you come. And the actor paused, and came all over an audience member who was holding an umbrella. Then I thought "why would anyone have an umbrella?"

Then I got it.

[TheShad0w]

@DaibloDBZ2010 Actually you don't know if it's a man or woman that says it :P

[theUKatheist]

This is from QI Season 1 episode 12 and it is 20 minutes and 40 seconds into ot :)

I've just watched it lol

QI 112-20:40