the Bartender Hates You 32 The Waver

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[BalthazzarCH]

how about an episode for those idiot groups who block the whole bar just because they are too lazy to move to a free table? These guys are the most annoying in overcrowded clubs i think.. btw.: yeah, i've been a barkeeper and i had to hand out drinks to "wavers" because thos stupid blockers litteraly took over the whole bar.

[funkycheeseful]

the trick is... when they wave at you just wave back and then serve someone else...

[BillyKamp]

That is me, the Waver.

But my problem is the army of idiots who think the bar is their house, and sit their asses all night.

Bartenders should shoo them, and not the guys who can't get to the counter.

[deltawolf]

Well sometimes you have to be a fucking waver to get a frickin' drink cause some lazy arses are sitting there, blocking you while they're chatting forever. If there's a spot somewhere at the disc and you do this it's one thing but sometimes you don't have a choice. Don't wanna spend half the time being out standing there waiting for the morons to move.

[RedneckYachtClubber]

@Ka1evra So we can't wave, we can't say something, so what the fuck are we supposed to do, message you telepathically with my Professor X powers? Send smoke signals? Pull the fire alarm?

[Ka1evra]

Whenever someone waves, or yells, or simply says "Hey....hey....hey....hey," just run up them and say "What?! What is it?!" with a look of panic in your eyes. When they start to order, sigh with relief and say "Oh....you want a drink. Thank god, I thought it was an emergency. I'll be with you in a minute."

Maybe they won't tip you, but everyone around them will. No one likes that guy.

[bschafer1984]

@ninjamanNBK you're missing the point: the real trick is...if you're gonna give me a quarter for a drink you just paid $5 dollars for, you can get the fuck out or put up with getting ignored...understand this people: a good tip keeps me AND YOU happy!

[saygram]

@wanjaS81 I work in Cyprus, I totally agree with you

[ytrewqasfd]

i got at 2am, what shots do you do?, i just stared back and said, its 2 am ive been here for hours im not going to list the entire inventory fo the bar for you so you can just read all the bottle lables behind me yourself, when the bitch had finished and decided what she wanted she wvaed me back over, said can i get 2- sorry your too drunk i cant serve you...i cut her ass off

[violet698]

say excuse me...

[NinjaManNBK]

@iClark3y yep when you wait behind people who block the bar the whole night and the bartender purposefully ignores you.